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Matty Rain - I am in your country!

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We Torontonians don't take kindly to Sens fans, no matter how hot the sisters. :nono:



plommer, this is hard.
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Mudcat
Plommer seems too wholesome for the strip club scene.
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Very square thinking from a supposed sharp like you Muddy.

Let me see how to splain it so you understand.

The juice on strippers is high, they are like European bookies and will limit you quickly.
Streetwalkers are like matchbook/Pinny - low juice and they will never limit/boot you.

Comprende?

I thought so.

Matt Rain
We Torontonians don't take kindly to Sens fans, no matter how hot the sisters. :nono:



plommer, this is hard.
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Well done Mathieu. The Leafs have had the Senators number when it mattered most - the playoffs.

You will enjoy the big city Matty, Toronto is a great place to live.
 
betplom
No, I'm visiting my Nations capital city (Ottawa - you dumb fucking Yanks) and it is right on the border with Quebec, so I drove over to the Quebec side to see how these foreigners live and to remind myself how fortunate I am to live in Canada.
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I did the same thing a couple of years ago. Ottawa is a kick ass good looking town for a capital to be located in. Unlike Washington D.C. which is a shit hole that has 8 different ways you can drive at each intersection. WTF. Make a wrong turn, even 3 blocks away from the Whit House, and you are in the land that time forgot, and you are on your own as far as your protection goes.

Anyway, when going to Montreal from Ottawa, at the start the street signs where in both Canadian and French languages. Then the closer you get to Montreal, the Canadian goes away, and you end up eatiing in the middle of Montreal at a "La Kentucky Fried Poulan" where you have no clue what the dude just said to you, but since it is french, it sounds good.
 
RageWizard
I did the same thing a couple of years ago. Ottawa is a kick ass good looking town for a capital to be located in. Unlike Washington D.C. which is a shit hole that has 8 different ways you can drive at each intersection. WTF. Make a wrong turn, even 3 blocks away from the Whit House, and you are in the land that time forgot, and you are on your own as far as your protection goes.

Anyway, when going to Montreal from Ottawa, at the start the street signs where in both Canadian and French languages. Then the closer you get to Montreal, the Canadian goes away, and you end up eatiing in the middle of Montreal at a "La Kentucky Fried Poulan" where you have no clue what the dude just said to you, but since it is french, it sounds good.
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RageWizard:

I know you are an American, but you don't qualify as a dumb one.
When I use the term "dumb Yanks" I am not referring to you.
Dumb Yank is a term reserved for those Americans that know nothing about Canada and haven't even visited the place.

Plus, you said Toronto was your favourite city, no way can you be dumb.

Most if not all uni-lingual English speaking Canadians feel exactly like you Americans do when visiting Quebec.

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