Matty Rain - I am in your country!

[betplom]

I feel like a foreigner, I am in Gatineau QC, haven't heard a single fucking word of Canadian since I sat down in this Tim Hortons - all I hear is that bastardized French you guys speak.

I now know how you will feel living in Toronto where you won't understand all the English you will hear being spoken.

 

[Matty]

Bienvenue dans la belle province plommer. Have a grand caf deux-deux (large double double) on me pal.

I do need to learn English ASAP. Help.

 

[Matty]

Crowd at Bell Centre just sang along both national anthems, including the bilingual version of O Canada.


:matty:

 

[Bread]

Somewhere, Pucky's head just exploded in anger.

 

[roguejuror]

I have a feeling natty is going to sleep with another poster

 

[tullamore]

Plommer are you moving to Montreal?

 

[betplom]

Plommer are you moving to Montreal?

No, I'm visiting my Nations capital city (Ottawa - you dumb fucking Yanks) and it is right on the border with Quebec, so I drove over to the Quebec side to see how these foreigners live and to remind myself how fortunate I am to live in Canada.

 

[Polaroid]

 

[Acid Joe]

Great strip clubs in Gatineau plommer.... make sure you check them out. Not as good as the Gran Prix outside of Montreal used to be but the only language the girls understand is $$$$ is communication isn't a problem.

 

[betplom]

Great strip clubs in Gatineau plommer....

I lost interest in strip clubs a long time ago, but I do remember a trip to a Gatineau strip club years ago where the broad tried to rip me off & I had to get the manager to get me my $$$ back.

No strip clubs for me.

 

[Mudcat]

Plommer seems too wholesome for the strip club scene.

 

[tullamore]

No, I'm visiting my Nations capital city (Ottawa - you dumb fucking Yanks) and it is right on the border with Quebec, so I drove over to the Quebec side to see how these foreigners live and to remind myself how fortunate I am to live in Canada.

During college I worked in Maine during the summers and those fucks from Quebec would come down for a vacation, they are the worst fucking drivers, plus they dont understand how to tip. But when I went to Quebec all they do is bitch about Americans not tipping.

 

[Bread]

 

[Matty]

Can't wait to join the Quebec-bashers.

 

[betplom]

During college I worked in Maine during the summers and those fucks from Quebec would come down for a vacation, they are the worst fucking drivers, plus they dont understand how to tip. But when I went to Quebec all they do is bitch about Americans not tipping.

You would make a good Canadian, now you know what we have to live with.

Matty, welcome to Canada, pal. In a few years you will be eligible for Canadian citizenship - if you play your cards right.

 

[Matty]

In all seriousness, I'm looking forward to the move. I like big cities very much and I already like what little I've seen of Toronto during business trips.

Should be an interesting adventure for me and my very obvious accent.

Go Jays?

 

[Bread]

In all seriousness, I'm looking forward to the move. I like big cities very much and I already like what little I've seen of Toronto during business trips.

Should be an interesting adventure for me and my very obvious accent.

Go Jays?

Are you new here? I don't think so

 

[Matty]

Bread, please don't fuck with my attempt at uniting Forumville dot ca.

(I have a dream, Bread, a dream in which fiveteamer, plommer, Muddy, 20Four7, buzzy, mathdotcom and I gather around a few pitchers and high-five each other triumphantly when the Leafs win the 2011 Stanley Cup.

Then I scream "TABARNAK!" and detonate my C4 belt.)