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[roguejuror]

How do you do it?

Details pls.

 

[Teela]

Let's focus on Casper getting hotdogs shoved in his orifices, please.

 

[bacon]

That is QUITE a thing to say Teelaballz.

 

[housepicks]

Teela tell us how...female masturbation has always thrown me for a loop...tired of the unanswered questions

 

[housepicks]

Post slow

 

[roguejuror]

Teela what is "squirting"?

 

[housepicks]

Mmmmm....teela

 

[Teela]

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

The ONLY time I feel I have made a girl happy is when she squirts.

I tend to date a lot of Academy Award actresses.

 

[PuckOff]

Stop picking at Teela, fellas.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Casper, this thread did not deliver.

Those squirters will get expensive after a while.

Comfortable bed sheets are not cheap my friend. I remember with this one GF I had who was a squirter I must have covered the bed with 5 towels, still wasn't enough.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

CB, I will try to not chicken out in the future.

 

[PuckOff]

Casper, this thread did not deliver.

Those squirters will get expensive after a while.

Comfortable bed sheets are not cheap my friend. I remember with this one GF I had who was a squirter I must have covered the bed with 5 towels, still wasn't enough.

Here you go CB - http://www.walmart.com/ip/AllerEase-Waterproof-Mattress-Cover/23703475

 

[PuckOff]

Yes, this thread was all typing and no action.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Just gave a massage to a girl off of Craig's List.
Her name was Jadore.
45 year old white woman with fibro mialga.
5ft 3 and in normal shape.
Talked the whole time until I made her cum.
It's hot in Charlotte. I sweat a lot.
Now I'm going to have a Chicken Cordon Bleu.

 

[betplom]

pics or it never fukkin happened, Romeo.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I didn't take pics for fok sake of her. I do have one she sent me before she came over.

 

[MrX]

Tramp.