Just Responded To A Craig's List Ad

[Cami]

Maybe she's going to rob you.

 

[PuckOff]

Maybe HE'S going to rob him.

 

[Cami]

Maybe it's a dyke, and she has a secret fantasy about white men, but she doesn't want her girlfriend to know. Maybe it was her girlfriend that called you.

 

[housepicks]

I went from excited to sad so quick that now my stomach hurts.

 

[bacon]

She looks like she smells like pizza, but hasn't recently been eating pizza.

 

[housepicks]

:(

 

[Teela]

She looks like she needs a massage.






On her dick.

 

[housepicks]

I woulda slammed those beers and dialed thos e digits

 

[Blitty]

You guys have a sick and twisted world perspective..

 

[Teela]

Getting domesticated has changed you, Blitty.

 

[betplom]

Casper the hot dog tease.

What a cunt.

 

[Blitty]

Not really. I just prefer planning out weddings and constructing creative dinner courses for the week, these days.

Same ol' Blitty.

 

[MrX]

This is a pathetic display.

Just what kind of supermodel did you think your craigslist solicitor of free nude massages was going to be? Look at those nice shoulders. They need some massaging.

Pathetic.

 

[betplom]

Not for a second did we believe "no sex" was really going to be enforced.

Skinny black broads crave the cock and massages almost always lead to bangin.

We all know this.

http://www.xvideos.com/video6207982/massagesex

 

[Cami]

I for one, and very disappointed in both Casper, and Blitty.

What is this place coming to?!

 

[betplom]

Cami you are a BILTM!!

(Broad I'd Love To Massage)

 

[Cami]

I have having muscle spams in my back all day, a massage would be nice.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

She did say in an email I could lick her nipples.