Joke of the Day

[Matty]

Wait, I thought we were talking about gay internet dating.

The boyz just call me Matty.

 

[stevek173]

What did the cat say to the pack of dogs?

:maulmemaybe:

 

[Blitty]

What does blitty and caligirl have in common, cami?

 

[stevek173]

Two outstanding people and posters, imo

 

[SoV]

Two outstanding people and posters, imo

Good one

 

[stevek173]

Sovvie I'd vouch for either of them if needed and they both know it. You don't see me getting involved in the in between with them though.

 

[roguejuror]

Good joke.

 

[Matty]

Good joke.

Saw that earlier today. Horrible prank!

What if someone decided to go nucular on the little girl? Seems fishy.

 

[stevek173]

People should be nicer to demongirl. She has feelings too.

 

[Cami]

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. (coughwallycough)

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

And this one is for Steve:

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

 

[stevek173]

That all depends. If it is say USDA Lending you actually cannot EXCEED the income guidelines. This is an oxymoron to traditional, per say, "DTI Based" Lending which is much more common yes, but it does exist and it does prove that your theory isn't always true.

 

[Cami]

That all depends. If it is say USDA Lending you actually cannot EXCEED the income guidelines. This is an oxymoron to traditional, per say, "DTI Based" Lending which is much more common yes, but it does exist and it does prove that your theory isn't always true.

It's not MY theory, it's just a fucking joke, I thought you'd get a kick out of it, see if I EVER post anything for you again.

 

[stevek173]

Compliant Lending is no joke Cami.

 

[betplom]

It's not MY theory, it's just a fucking joke, I thought you'd get a kick out of it, see if I EVER post anything for you again.

Withhold the oral favours until he "gets" it.

 

[Cami]

Compliant Lending is no joke Cami.

STFU
where's 174, he'd get it. He'd chuckle.

Withhold the oral favours until he "gets" it.

This might have to happen.

 

[betplom]

This might have to happen.

He will learn to focus.

 

[Cami]

He will learn to focus.

One way or the other
All the whipping, none of the teasing.....

 

[stevek173]

Withhold the oral favours until he "gets" it.

Plommay I thought you were in my corner pal

Bros before Ho's brah!