Joke of the Day

[MonkeyF0cker]

They are both easy to fuck?

 

[roguejuror]

They are both from Nebraska?

 

[Cami]

At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.

 

[roguejuror]

I don't get it.

 

[Cami]

I don't get it.

Blonds and tornadoes both blow (windy/head) and then you lose your house (gets sucked up, blond takes it in the divorce)

Get it now?

 

[Mudcat]

(I think he got it before)

 

[Matty]

 

[Cami]

He who laughs last; thinks slowest.

 

[Matty]

Rogatien where did the stars go?

Rogatien I don't like calling you Jean-Charles.

Now where did the fokken stars go?

 

[roguejuror]

Rogatien is more natural. Besides I've changed my name a couple times since.

MF took the stars away.

 

[stevek173]

George Bush Jr.

 

[Cami]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes", is the answer.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos Boobies.

 

[roguejuror]

We'll bring back the stars every Friday starting on Black Friday.

 

[Cami]

We'll bring back the stars every Friday starting on Black Friday.

How else would I know if my thread sucked or not

 

[roguejuror]

Blonds and tornadoes both blow (windy/head) and then you lose your house (gets sucked up, blond takes it in the divorce)

Get it now?

Oh I get it.

 

[Cami]

Oh I get it.

I bet you got it before!
You like to fly under the radar. I got your number Rogue.
How are things?

 

[roguejuror]

I miss riding the bus.