James Madison -7.5

[Bread]

Are the tanning booths on strike in Vegas or something? Only explanation for this regained interest in our doomed little circle jerk forum.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Tanning booths?

I've never used a tanning bed in my life. I go outdoors. And I'm not a pasty white drunk.

 

[Bread]

I realize this. However, there are a bunch that are truly gone. Where is

Dunder - Man we do miss Dunder.
Amby - Hiding behind your shoulder, apparently.
Immortality - Ghosting here as someone else.
Hawk - Sneaking a peek at his sister in the shower. (oops there is that alienating attitude again. lol)
Topgame - Who?
Herman - This is actually the most valuable missing poster. Herman where the fuck are you??
InTheHole - I'm going to go out on a ledge and say he is at SBR.
Vegas Dave - Busy updating his football rankings. Duh.

 

[Tron]

Dunder and topgame don't post at SBR anymore either. I missed the whole Amby leaving thing. I still don't understand why he left. Hard to believe it was over some silly photo he posted.

 

[Bread]

Tanning booths?

I've never used a tanning bed in my life. I go outdoors. And I'm not a pasty white drunk.

:

Troll away buddy. See you Orleans? Please? Surely you can find a way to sneak your gun with you.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

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Troll away buddy. See you Orleans? Please? Surely you can find a way to sneak your gun with you.

I wouldn't need a gun for you. It'd be quite easy to find you sloshing around at 3AM barely alive anyway.

 

[Tron]

Only explanation for this regained interest in our doomed little circle jerk forum.

I mean, if GL is chock full of alienators and stupid people (me), then why the fuck is this guy still posting over here? I really can't wrap my brain (tiny as it is) around someone posting at a forum that they hate.

 

[Fu Manchu]

seriously though focker, you should come to nola

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I mean, if GL is chock full of alienators and stupid people (me), then why the fuck is this guy still posting over here? I really can't wrap my brain (tiny as it is) around someone posting at a forum that they hate.

Do you STILL not understand that this sort of thing pleasures me? Really? REALLY?

 

[Tron]

I love these people that stop doing drugs/alcohol for 6 weeks and then they act like they're fucking Mother Theresa do-gooders

 

[Fu Manchu]

i think he just doesnt understand why it pleasures you. im not entirely sure i do either.

 

[Tron]

i think he just doesnt understand why it pleasures you.

And bingo was his name-o

 

[Bread]

seriously though focker, you should come to nola

Agreed.

And no, you really would need your gun.

Trust me. You will never show your face at any location that I'm at again. Because like you said, I'm fucking stupid and don't care about circumstances.

And that is what pleasures me.

 

[RogueScholar]

Monkey, they can't understand us anymore than we can understand them. They'll always think that we're arrogant and suppressing our instinctual urge to belong to a "clan" due to some perceived psychological defect, and we'll always think they're compensating for their own perceived inadequacies by trying to maximize friends and minimize strife/conflict. It is what it is.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I love these people that stop doing drugs/alcohol for 6 weeks and then they act like they're fucking Mother Theresa do-gooders

Sort of like when people post a picture on a forum and then get ridiculed by people who are notorious for posting photoshops of actual posters. Some might call it a taste of their own medicine.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Agreed.

And no, you really would need your gun.

Trust me. You will never show your face at any location that I'm at again. Because like you said, I'm fucking stupid and don't care about circumstances.

And that is what pleasures me.

Scary. Are you going to burn my house down too? LMAO. You are the biggest joke around.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Monkey, they can't understand us anymore than we can understand them. They'll always think that we're arrogant and suppressing our instinctual urge to belong to a "clan" due to some perceived psychological defect, and we'll always think they're compensating for their own perceived inadequacies by trying to maximize friends and minimize strife/conflict. It is what it is.

True. True.

 

[MrMonkey]

MonkeyFocker, I'm so confused? Very simply explained to me and it appears lots of other posters here the exact incident that made AMBy not want to continue posting here?