Is "Cougar" a complimentary term?

[Polaroid]

This will be the new GayMeLive logo. Since you posted it here, we've got automatic copyright.

 

[Blitty]

Mr. X is a hockey player too and, have you seen his....arms?

I accept your challenge! we will play one on one. The victor takes you home!

Deal?

 

[Mrs. X]

I accept your challenge! we will play one on one. The victor takes you home!

Deal?

I need an anatomically correct drawing. Only then can I make a decision.

 

[Blitty]

I need an anatomically correct drawing. Only then can I make a decision.

There's not a lot of girth. or length. but it gets the job done.

 

[MrX]

What the hell is going on here?

I leave for an hour and this is what happens?

 

[Acid Joe]

MrX you should know better than to go for a walk at midnight..... well I think it's 1 am where you are.

 

[roguejuror]

This will be the new GayMeLive logo. Since you posted it here, we've got automatic copyright.

Yes! good job Polaroid

 

[pico]

diane lane is hot

 

[Bread]

Pico wins the State the Obvious Award! Good job buddy!!

Mrs X, you are one of us. I am glad you are our fren.

 

[Rubyn]

I like MrsX's style.

 

[Mrs. X]

There's not a lot of girth. or length. but it gets the job done.

This is what I get for posting animal porn. I only have myself to blame.

 

[roguejuror]

Mrs. X don't worry about blitty, its Matty who should look out for. He has a habit of sleeping with posters.

 

[Cougar Bait]

What the hell is going on here?

I leave for an hour and this is what happens?

Let's face it, you're fucked.

 

[MrX]

Let's face it, you're fucked.

Okay, well, that does take some of the pressure off. Thanks for leveling with me.

 

[Mrs. X]

Okay, I saw a cougar today and Mrs. X....not a cougar. Cute, spunky, quirky, funny? Quite possibly. Cougar? No.

Cougars do not run errands without at least combing their hair and changing out of their sweat pants (albeit cute sweatpants) that they slept in. They do not wear their husband's "man" deodorant, and their make up cases take up more than a 5" x 6" make up bag. Although when your preferred makeup application technique is raccoon eyes, all your really need are two things. For zombie eyes, my preferred going out look, three.

A punk rock roller cougar maybe. But, even if that were a thing to aspire to, I think I would need to lose at least ten more pounds. Cougars are skinny. Right?


Is JLo a cougar?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Okay post some pics here for Christ sake.

 

[Tron]

I don't think JLo is old enough to qualify for Coug status


I will have one of my assistants check for me now stand by......

 

[Tron]

JLo is only 40

Can you really be a Cougar and be less than 45? Not in my book.