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Is "Cougar" a complimentary term?

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I think Kitten Apocalypse. Although, I still have a ways to go. I'm a Kill Scout level 1a. It goes, newbie, Kill Scot 1a, 1b, pass your skills test, pick your name, get drafted to a team. I've been on the league about four months. The process goes a little faster after you reach Kill Scout rank because you get to practice with the "big kids" so you have to sink or swim.

I was fostering 5 sick kittens for the local no kill shelter. I fostered them for WAY too long and had to give them a bazillion different kinds of meds. They couldn't get fixed until they were well, and the vet couldn't figure it out. One of them was so surly that Mr. X and I had to wrap him in a towel while holding him as strongly as possible while the the other person could pry his mouth open to squirt awful smelly brown liquid that made all five of them foam at the mouth.

I took to calling them Kittens of the Apocalypse. I like it as a name. My second choice was Cat O'Strauphic. The reason I didn't go with that is that derby husbands and boyfriends take the last part of the skater's derby name. Mr. X was much more excited about being Mr. Apocalypse.
 
I never thought I'd say this about one of his non-gambling related posts but............MonkeyFOcker's post covered it all.

If you call yourself a cougar you're most likely not one but if you've heard more than 3 times that you're a cougar then it means you're sexy and wanted.
 
RogueJuror
yeah daffy where you getting at?
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If I was MF, I would feel insulted and hurt by Daft's cruel and insensitive comments.
This is the same guy that has openly (and somewhat mockingly) faded the GLAPTOPOTD at least twice. I think the time has come to take some action, RJ!

Mrs. X, I like Kitten Apocalypse.
Can't really help on the "Cougar" thing, it is not a term that is used here.
 
illmatick
lol, what are you trying to say here?
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I'll preface this by saying I've thrown a couple back tonight........


What I meant was....that although I find MonkeyFO's sports betting posts very sharp (possibly the sharpest on this board), some of his non-gambling related posts have left me scratching my head a little.


No disrespect intended MF'r. You nailed the cougar description like nails.
 
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