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LOL. I've been up front in my whole forum career with my lack of success with girls, etc. but now I'm lying about it?

Unreal.

Why would I wait 2 years to make up this story?

This is my last post in the thread, the story was fun while it lasted fellas. I'm out of ideas and wasn't sure where to take it. Would I pretend like I had sex but then look like an idiot when I don't know how to describe the details or would I have just pretended like she burried me like every other girl? I was having trouble deciding which way to go so we'll just end it here.

You all caught me.
 
Herman
LOL. I've been up front in my whole forum career with my lack of success with girls, etc. but now I'm lying about it?

Unreal.

Why would I wait 2 years to make up this story?

This is my last post in the thread, the story was fun while it lasted fellas. I'm out of ideas and wasn't sure where to take it. Would I pretend like I had sex but then look like an idiot when I don't know how to describe the details or would I have just pretended like she burried me like every other girl? I was having trouble deciding which way to go so we'll just end it here.

You all caught me.
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damn herman....

i am starting to think you are a good guy --- great reply
 
Matt Rain
I trust Herman to be honest. His story was full of vivid details about his relationship with the black girl - he didn't even use that much vague language like "basically", "I guess", and he swore he wasn't making this up when he said the girl had been picturing what he looked like naked "and shit". And there's nothing strange about not having had a "clean look" at the rack of the lady you're about to "just fuck a lot in the next month", not at all.

It is as solid a story as they come. Go Herman!
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:bowdown:

matty rain with another home run
 
Actually, Herman had the whole "I'm a virgin" conversation one night on SBR chat. A few days later, he recanted the whole story and called me a retard "that works with kids at my own educational level" because we were discussing his virginity.

I take everything Herman says with a grain of salt. He clearly needs something in his life. A dick up the ass might do him some good.
 
Teela
Actually, Herman had the whole "I'm a virgin" conversation one night on SBR chat. A few days later, he recanted the whole story and called me a retard "that works with kids at my own educational level" because we were discussing his virginity.

I take everything Herman says with a grain of salt. He clearly needs something in his life. A dick up the ass might do him some good.
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then this....

don't like the kid
 
Teela
Actually, Herman had the whole "I'm a virgin" conversation one night on SBR chat. A few days later, he recanted the whole story and called me a retard "that works with kids at my own educational level" because we were discussing his virginity.

I take everything Herman says with a grain of salt. He clearly needs something in his life. A dick up the ass might do him some good.
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:clap::laugh::guitar:
 
Teela
Actually, Herman had the whole "I'm a virgin" conversation one night on SBR chat. A few days later, he recanted the whole story and called me a retard "that works with kids at my own educational level" because we were discussing his virginity.

I take everything Herman says with a grain of salt. He clearly needs something in his life. A dick up the ass might do him some good.
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Weeeeeeee!

I don't condone sodomy.
 
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