I'm getting laid this weekend

[Bread]

Not happening. Should I wear 2 condoms?

Wear none. That shit sucks.

 

[Herman]

Wear none. That shit sucks.

 

[RogueScholar]

Wear none. That shit sucks.

Agreed. By the time you get halfway to cumming you should already be in her ass. Can't make babies up there, ya know.

 

[Herman]

Agreed. By the time you get halfway to cumming you should already be in her ass. Can't make babies up there, ya know.

So I should switch to anal 15 seconds in?

 

[RogueScholar]

So I should switch to anal 15 seconds in?

Dude, don't live down to expectations. Just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you have to explode in 30 seconds. Haven't you ever edged when you whack off? You should have that shit on lockdown at your age.

Secondly, your first cum with her should not be internal. Get that one out of the way with foreplay and make it obvious that was your plan. You'll save yourself a lot of headaches and the refractory period gives you a chance to warm her up just as well.

 

[MrMonkey]

I can't wait for the Herman Baby thread in Jan

Do we need possibly some photoshoot people to give us a glimpse of what the potential love child will look like with age progression? Right now it's a boy! Herman, we need a photo of her if you want to have a girl! Please! Pretty Please! :hides:

 

[l7ustin]

2 condoms will rub together and cause a hole which is the worst of both worlds; not as good feeling and you will still knock her up:eek1:

 

[AMBy]

What if this girl decides to changer her plans and not move in a month because she falls head over heals for Herman.....or what if herman follows her across the country? or what if they decide to do the long distance thing? All could happen easily.

 

[Archie]

Herman first and foremost CONGRATS.....this is a big occasion for you.... i'm overflowing with joy for you now...


secondly, I agree with with pete said earlier, go ahead and take your time and have lots of foreplay......Jizz on her stomach with a nice handjob and then go down on her for a 5-10 mins... you should be ready for some hard core thrusting and pumping by then..... start with some missionary, nice and slow with some kissing on the mouth, neck and move to the earlobes and accelerate... and start to get into a frenzy with some hard core pumping...... before you come, start to guide and move her into different positions...... it gives you a 10 sec break or so, and that can be all the difference..... whatever positions you do, make sure you finish with her on top, and that way she can satisfy herself the most in th end......



and remember ONCE YOU GO BLACK.... YOU........



well, you will prob have sex with anyone else that will have you regardless of race, religion, or ethnicity......


god bless

 

[reno cool]

is this a new slang for pocket pool? if so, i can think of at least one.

Fischnasty rulesuke:

 

[Mrs. X]

whatever positions you do, make sure you finish with her on top, and that way she can satisfy herself the most in the end......

Maybe. Everyone's different.

 

[Herman]

What if this girl decides to changer her plans and not move in a month because she falls head over heals for Herman

Hopefully she isn't that stupid

or what if herman follows her across the country?

I can promise you that's not happening

or what if they decide to do the long distance thing? All could happen easily.

Not happening. I give the best odds to #1 at +800 she stays here. The second and third choices are off the board because the NO got hit too hard.

 

[Herman]

and remember ONCE YOU GO BLACK.... YOU........



well, you will prob have sex with anyone else that will have you regardless of race, religion, or ethnicity......


god bless

You are correct.

 

[Hawk]

Maybe. Everyone's different.

Yeah, "Deep Throat".

Clit in her throat.

 

[Bread]

I need a tissue after reading Archie's well thought out advice. :muddy:

 

[Blitty]

How does posting a basic pic of her turn her into a sex symbol? I'm confident this story is complete bulllshit. But why can't you include some type of pic, so that we can try and pretend that this could ever be a reality.

 

[Matty]

How does posting a basic pic of her turn her into a sex symbol? I'm confident this story is complete bulllshit. But why can't you include some type of pic, so that we can try and pretend that this could ever be a reality.

 

[Matty]

I trust Herman to be honest. His story was full of vivid details about his relationship with the black girl - he didn't even use that much vague language like "basically", "I guess", and he swore he wasn't making this up when he said the girl had been picturing what he looked like naked "and shit". And there's nothing strange about not having had a "clean look" at the rack of the lady you're about to "just fuck a lot in the next month", not at all.

It is as solid a story as they come. Go Herman!