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If you HAD to kill someone in grisly fashion...

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You are intriguing sir.

I've been feeling a certain lack of thrill lately with my human kills. To be honest, it's gotten pretty bad. The other night, I was at home on the couch watching tv, when my friends called. They were drinking some beers, getting a little silly, and wanted to go out and tear a few heads off. I thought about it for a minute and then turned them down. Why? Because I was more interested in watching a rerun of How I Met Your Mother that I had already seen.

Pathetic.

But now, I meet you.

Draino. Draino! Brilliant. Just the mention of it puts a little thrill back into things. You've just opened creative possibilities for me that I couldn't have even imagined. Thank you. I look forward to hearing more on this subject.

Robot you must get rid of that television. That's a simple machine invented to keep them entertained and numbed. Vagabond and I don't even own one.

We just hang out in empty rooms with our friends and tools, the transistors and cables, machinating our next move. Evil boy for life.