If you HAD to kill someone in grisly fashion...

[MrMonkey]

4. Mrs. Monkey's secret lover

Appreciate having my back Tully! :

 

[MrMonkey]

Sawing someone's neck while they look me in the eye and beg for mercy through spurting blood is something I shy away from but push comes to shove:

4. Mrs. Monkey's secret lover.

I mean, fooling around on MrM? Come on. Poor MrM.

Appreciate having my back Muddy! :

 

[MrMonkey]

4

Appreciate having my back Kato! :

 

[MrMonkey]

Bread, I choose #4 also!

 

[Mudcat]

 

[Saulty]

Out of all 8 choices the only one I know how he looks like is #1. There is a great chance of killing an innocent person if I ago with the other 7 choices since I have no idea how they look like.

 

[Archie]

you haven't seen Matty's Toliet Paper Roll picture Pavy?

 

[Saulty]

you haven't seen Matty's Toliet Paper Roll picture Pavy?

I believe only the bottom part was exposed. Can you identify a headless person Archie?

 

[Archie]

yes....

especially if it was a headless Matty Rain.

I'd just look at his cock to identify him.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

MrMonkey, if your wife really has a lover, I would kill him for you with brute force. Forget the beheading. I would hook his genitals up to a car battery and make him watch 24 hours of JJ Gold videos until his balls or head exploded...whichever came first.

 

[roguejuror]

mister monkey, i'm mrs. monkey's secret lover, sorry

 

[Teela]

RJ, how many people have you killed in a grisly manner?

 

[Fu Manchu]

mister monkey, i'm mrs. monkey's secret lover, sorry

and i am the insidious dr. fu manchu.

 

[roguejuror]

RJ, how many people have you killed in a grisly manner?

Last year just one. It involved drano, don't know if that qualifies as grisly.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Last year just one. It involved drano, don't know if that qualifies as grisly.

Was it the gel Drano or the old fashioned Drano? That makes the difference between grisly and not.

 

[Atheist Robot]

Last year just one. It involved drano, don't know if that qualifies as grisly.

You are intriguing sir.

I've been feeling a certain lack of thrill lately with my human kills. To be honest, it's gotten pretty bad. The other night, I was at home on the couch watching tv, when my friends called. They were drinking some beers, getting a little silly, and wanted to go out and tear a few heads off. I thought about it for a minute and then turned them down. Why? Because I was more interested in watching a rerun of How I Met Your Mother that I had already seen.

Pathetic.

But now, I meet you.

Draino. Draino! Brilliant. Just the mention of it puts a little thrill back into things. You've just opened creative possibilities for me that I couldn't have even imagined. Thank you. I look forward to hearing more on this subject.

 

[Fu Manchu]

:eek1:

 

[MrMonkey]

mister monkey, i'm mrs. monkey's secret lover, sorry

RJ, is this a black french rapper? Seriously Black men have always been attracted to my better half! Must be the Sicilian in her? She's fair complicated though!