I got some serious bummer news today

[Matty]

Wait, winter jacket? For 50F weather? You're cute Daffayballs.

 

[roguejuror]

let's see a picture of the winter jacket

 

[Tron]

potato's elderly brother and sister in law are going to budapest and working their way back to paris too

think its this winter too

daft you might have been on their flights if you were flying american airlines

however they got the airline miles and are flying business class one way

We were flying Air France and flying Affairs class but now we're not doing shit

 

[Tron]

Holy shit, you bought a winter jacket?

Man, that is a real, real tough hit.

Eat shit and die

 

[Tron]

Wait, winter jacket? For 50F weather? You're cute Daffayballs.

Budapest projected low for Friday: 27 degrees

We've lived in South Florida since 1989. 27 degrees is fucking cold.



/why did I make this thread

 

[Tron]

Unless the buddy was paying for most of it.

 

[roguejuror]

potato's elderly brother

Airplane? Banana? Nickname?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Eat shit and die

Daffy I bet you looked fabulous in it. See, that's the real problem. You were thinking how fabulous you would be looking in this jacket, then shit hit the fan. Fuck, that is a bummer.

Daft, show it off for us. One time.

 

[Tron]

Daffy I bet you looked fabulous in it. See, that's the real problem. You were thinking how fabulous you would be looking in this jacket, then shit hit the fan. Fuck, that is a bummer.

Daft, show it off for us. One time.

I don't get why you're riding me, man, but whatever.

I tried the jacket on once at the store.


Fuck who cares.

 

[Tron]

I guess when I started this thread I asked for it.

If I hadn't mentioned it to Matty and Juror I wouldn't have started a thread.


thanks for the pick-me-up Gamelive

 

[Cougar Bait]

Not riding you, just thought it was funny to hear you complain about buying a winter jacket.

I live in Illinois brother.

 

[fiveteamer]

Daft, Daft, you are my favourite poster. It's either you or Archie.I've maintained this to Matty for quite some time now.

But srsly. Fuckoff with this shit nigga. This is beyond firstworldproblems. I've been on unemployment for 9 months now. Durito is in a 3rd world country with cancer. Casper needs to be institutionalized, Caligirl needs a part time job at Old Navy to support her meth addiction, Muddy is being rejected left and right by Muslim doctors, tully's blood is technically alcohol etc, etc, etc...

Daffy I love you but fuck off with this shit nigga. I'm sorry you can't hang out in Paris and you had to take two weeks off work. You are a civil servant. What are you going to do with the other 8 weeks of vacation you have?

Let's keep the oversharing to actual real problems my brother.

 

[roguejuror]

Durito is in a 3rd world country with cancer. Casper needs to be institutionalized, Caligirl needs a part time job at Old Navy to support her meth addiction, Muddy is being rejected left and right by Muslim doctors, tully's blood is technically alcohol etc, etc, etc...

 

[Matty]

Daffy if it's any consolation, I prolly woulda started the same thread if I were in your shoes. Daffy you're not providing the full context here.

Daffy we're genuinely sorry for you... just not in a I-feel-so-sorry-for-Casper kinda way, as fiver alluded to.

We move on.

 

[Tron]

Daft, Daft, you are my favourite poster. It's either you or Archie.I've maintained this to Matty for quite some time now.

But srsly. Fuckoff with this shit nigga. This is beyond firstworldproblems. I've been on unemployment for 9 months now. Durito is in a 3rd world country with cancer. Casper needs to be institutionalized, Caligirl needs a part time job at Old Navy to support her meth addiction, Muddy is being rejected left and right by Muslim doctors, tully's blood is technically alcohol etc, etc, etc...

Daffy I love you but fuck off with this shit nigga. I'm sorry you can't hang out in Paris and you had to take two weeks off work. You are a civil servant. What are you going to do with the other 8 weeks of vacation you have?

Let's keep the oversharing to actual real problems my brother.

tully's blood is technically alcohol etc, etc, etc...

yeah yeah I feel you man. I thought I clarified it in my first post that this is not "very bad" or even "bad" news.

ok, I'll shut up now.

 

[roguejuror]

I wanted to be in Toronto by now daffy :(

 

[Saulty]

His mom is 90 years old and still has ovaries? Something doesn't add up with the story.

 

[kato]

bad beat daft.

sorry to hear this.

take the time to reflect, watch some french films, hang with your sons, eat french food, give the winter coat to a homeless person, visit the old woman with raisin ovaries.

go on a date. spend the money you had set aside for the trip.

much love, one love, shabba