I faked it last night...

[betplom]

I understand, but what about other std's?

I've caught Syphilis 2X. Got the injections (in the ass) to treat it and I'm cured (of the STD, NOT cured of sticking my cock into raw pussy).

Reno, 2X Syphilis lifetime after having my pecker in countless holes over the decades is a pretty good average I'd say - I know you are a math guy, the numbers add up, pal.

Also, I get checked before I go to Cuba and after I return & I've never caught anything ever from a Cuban, Fidels chicas are clean. It's been the Canadian cunts that have been my downfall.

Reno, I used to be a fan of condoms but nowadays I just can't use 'em. Little plommer suffocates and has to be resuscitated if a condom covers him up.

Plus, god does not want us using condoms.

 

[reno cool]

How often do you have to go for tests? What about herpes?

 

[Tron]

Yeah that's not creepy. Love you plommay!!!!!!!

 

[betplom]

Yeah that's not creepy. Love you plommay!!!!!!!

So the adulterer is calling the single guy creepy? Got it, pal.

Daft, thanks for your participation.

Daft, I love you too pal, really.

How often do you have to go for tests? What about herpes?

Reno, there are free health clinics in Toronto where one can get tested (anonymously) anytime, I usually go twice a year, or if I notice something on little Plommer.

I do not have herpes.

 

[Tron]

LOL. Plommer, you bang hookers bare back and have had syphillis twice. It's just my opinion but I think it's creepy.

 

[reno cool]

alright Plomster... good info :

 

[betplom]

LOL. Plommer, you bang hookers bare back and have had syphillis twice. It's just my opinion but I think it's creepy.

Well, I guess as a divorced/separated person you are an expert in this subject.

Daffaaaaay! Some might argue that dishonesty/cheating/sneaking around on a spouse is creepy, but what do I know, I've had Syphilis twice, my opinion means nothing.

 

[Mrs. X]

How do you get a prostitute to agree to go bareback?

 

[reno cool]

Oh man , I can't wait for Plommer to call mrs.X a dumb yank and really lay into her. This is gonna be fun.

 

[senco78]

is it true that the doc sticks a cue tip in the hole of your ding ding when they test for STDs?
I worked with a guy that had to tested, and thats what he said they did.

 

[reno cool]

long live Fidel's chicas.

 

[Blitty]

Hi Mrs.X!

Thanks for stopping by my thread. Enjoy.

 

[Mrs. X]

I was more talking about the Canadian prostitutes, Reno DROOL. Unless he just sticks (literally) with Canadian civilians and overseas pros.

See what I did there? Reno....Drool.

Stick that in your Trapper Keeper and smoke it.

 

[reno cool]

I was more talking about the Canadian prostitutes, Reno DROOL. Unless he just sticks (literally) with Canadian civilians and overseas pros.

See what I did there? Reno....Drool.

Stick that in your Trapper Keeper and smoke it.

not exactly
but as long as you give me it's good :

 

[Mrs. X]

not exactly
but as long as you give me it's good :

I was being all fifth grade clever changing your last name to DROOL instead of COOL.

and then, I threw in the Trapper Keeper because I like to imagine you beating the shit out your enemies with it.

I had a green Trapper Keeper.

 

[reno cool]

took me a while to stop looking too deep


I think my notebook was also a Trapper Keeper.

Then I traded it for an older, but what I felt was way better, leather notebook with a zipper with a kid named Pat Paiz.

 

[Mrs. X]

We just made it to Reno.....Reno.

 

[reno cool]

: are you staying there over night.
I like to go there again, it's just so out of the way of everything.