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Mrs. X
How do you get a prostitute to agree to go bareback?
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Well, "prostitutes" come in different packges, I tend to visit massage parlours where the women are usually in their 30's.

Most of these women are Russian, Polish, Ukrainian etc and not hardcore drug addict streetwalkers, they are often single mothers or just short on cash.

After they have seen me a couple times I then look for something more than a massage. I've even seen a few outside the massage parlours as well.

The Cuban girls are definitely not hardcore, not even close, they are often regular girls that have little chance for luxury like a restaurant meal or some new clothes/shoes etc. Foreign men have $$ to spend on them and treat them much better than Cuban men so its not a big deal to be with a foreigner.

I know that Colombia is an even better place for guys like me, Durito can confirm. Its all about the $$$ and Canadians are rich by their standards.

Basically, for me, if I've seen a woman a couple of times and we get along I'll ask for the extra service special available at massage joints all over the city.

Its about the rapport baby, once you are familiar with someone there is no need for a condom.
 
betplom
Well, "prostitutes" come in different packges, I tend to visit massage parlours where the women are usually in their 30's.

Most of these women are Russian, Polish, Ukrainian etc and not hardcore drug addict streetwalkers, they are often single mothers or just short on cash.

After they have seen me a couple times I then look for something more than a massage. I've even seen a few outside the massage parlours as well.

The Cuban girls are definitely not hardcore, not even close, they are often regular girls that have little chance for luxury like a restaurant meal or some new clothes/shoes etc. Foreign men have $$ to spend on them and treat them much better than Cuban men so its not a big deal to be with a foreigner.

I know that Colombia is an even better place for guys like me, Durito can confirm. Its all about the $$$ and Canadians are rich by their standards.

Basically, for me, if I've seen a woman a couple of times and we get along I'll ask for the extra service special available at massage joints all over the city.

Its about the rapport baby, once you are familiar with someone there is no need for a condom.
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this is not a creepy answer

v. confident in my 'no' vote
 
betplom
Well, "prostitutes" come in different packges, I tend to visit massage parlours where the women are usually in their 30's.

Most of these women are Russian, Polish, Ukrainian etc and not hardcore drug addict streetwalkers, they are often single mothers or just short on cash.

After they have seen me a couple times I then look for something more than a massage. I've even seen a few outside the massage parlours as well.

The Cuban girls are definitely not hardcore, not even close, they are often regular girls that have little chance for luxury like a restaurant meal or some new clothes/shoes etc. Foreign men have $$ to spend on them and treat them much better than Cuban men so its not a big deal to be with a foreigner.

I know that Colombia is an even better place for guys like me, Durito can confirm. Its all about the $$$ and Canadians are rich by their standards.

Basically, for me, if I've seen a woman a couple of times and we get along I'll ask for the extra service special available at massage joints all over the city.

Its about the rapport baby, once you are familiar with someone there is no need for a condom.
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:greencheck: Thanks for the well thought out answer.

What's with you lately and all the talking? I like it.

I might just grow out my pubic hair in your honor.
 
mmike032
is it true that the doc sticks a cue tip in the hole of your ding ding when they test for STDs?
I worked with a guy that had to tested, and thats what he said they did.
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They don't do that anymore, not for basic std tests anyway. S'all blood samples. That was a big phobia of mine, the stick-something-up-your-peepee-hole... I think I woulda punched the doc and ran like hell. No mames guey. *chain smokes*
 
Mrs. X
:greencheck: Thanks for the well thought out answer.

What's with you lately and all the talking? I like it.

I might just grow out my pubic hair in your honor.
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Mrs X

From now on I do not think it will be possible for me to ever refer to you as a dumb fucking Yank.
No matter what you say.

:saviordog:

PuckOff
PLommer,
Did you ever find out what that fucked up growht on your leg was a couple years back? I was very concerned for you. Remember??
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You remember that eh?

It was never officially diagnosed but my family doctor's advice after he gave me medication was to go to Emergency if it got worse, it didn't, it actually started leeching fluid and opened up like a rotten tomato and the swelling went down and it eventually faded away.

mmike032
is it true that the doc sticks a cue tip in the hole of your ding ding when they test for STDs?
I worked with a guy that had to tested, and thats what he said they did.
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Like the Frenchman said, its all blood tests. Syphilis is basically a bacterial infection that can cause serious health problems if not treated, good news is that it is 100% cureable. You will notice it if you ever got it, but it isn't painful, its more of a "sore to the touch" type of pain.

Blittay has fucked alot of condoms, probably more than I ever will as I like to feel a pussy wrapped around my member, not a piece of synthetic material. I fuck the pussy, not the condom.
 
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plom, last I checked, it was a pretty close vote.

A good portion of GL does find you creepy.

It's possible that GL has such a high % of creepy people that the ones at about your level of creepiness don't want to set a bad precedent.
 
Enigma
plom, last I checked, it was a pretty close vote.

A good portion of GL does find you creepy.

It's possible that GL has such a high % of creepy people that the ones at about your level of creepiness don't want to set a bad precedent.
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Enigma if GameLive has a high % of creepy people the likehood that you too are a creepmeister is very good.
 
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