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Just don't mention the boinking.

PS: When you first made eye contact with them did you think:
"I am boinking your mother"?

Sick.
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I did not but I'll say this. The 13 year-old has a very different relationship with his mother than I ever had with mine. Apart from the fact they swear freely around each other - which I never did around my mom and still don't to this day - he apparently did ask her the question yesterday of if we are fucking. To which she said, "Thomas!" To which he said, "Okay are you screwing?" To which she said, "Thomas!" To which he said, "Okay are you sleeping together?"

To which she said yes.

As I say, a very different relationship than I ever had with my mom.

But apparently I remain chill.
 
The interesting thing is that we are not sleeping together. Just boinking. We have not slept together once.

But I split hairs.

The important thing is that in the virtual competition between dad's new girlfriend (a wimpy muslim woman with no apparent skills nor talent who makes smelly soups and has an annoying baby-talk way of talking) and mom's new boyfriend (who can play guitar and solve the Rubik's Sphere), I am stomping all over the opposition.
 
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The interesting thing is that we are not sleeping together. Just boinking. We have not slept together once.
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Don't even take the next step buddy! Remember the yellow teeth? From the photo I saw they might be so horrifically colored that even if you might have perfectly healthy teeth, getting false ones might be an option for you! Think about it and love you like a dear friend! :yes:
 
Bread
Mr Monkey's scripts not doing the trick today.
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I'm probably more of a hinderance here in making GL gain more members. MrsM tells me these people aren't friends of yours that you can just break balls all the time with. I have no other game. Might just take some time off and just put in the best bet play every day? My one play game probably is getting old.

Still think Pavy really enjoys being over there more? 30,000 posts and counting. More power to him but wish people would be more straight forward and just say what they mean without putting blame somewhere else? Hopefully he will give us some WC plays over here?

Been checking things out and a few others who seem to like to play with us when there better friends aren't available? That's cool with me, just don't come over and complain about the place. Don't want to hear it. Bread, if anyone had a right to leave because of me, it should be you. I'm not as big of a douche in person, at least that's my opinion.
:cheers:
 
As a person that has experienced this in my own life muddy, but with much younger children, it is a very difficult transition. The beginning is very difficult because they can sometimes see you as trying to replace their dad. They will also get negative talk from their real dad about you. It took me a long time to gain complete trust from them and it took a lot of patience on my part. One thing that I did from the beginning was try to ask them questions about their dad and let them know that its ok for them to talk about him with you. When they sensed that it was not a competition between us they became much more open to my relationship with their mom. Sounds like things are off to a strong start for you. BOL to you.
 
Check out this little bugger. This is the 10 year-old, pic taken yesterday.
 

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