I Actually Don't Have A BFF

[MonkeyF0cker]

I've had plenty, in the end I usually turn into a dick and just try my best to avoid them... I guess its a character flaw on my part but I get bored of people fairly easy. these days I prefer to be left alone and just do my own thing. Soft drugs , gambling, whores, and strippers are the only friends I need

any kind of occasional camaraderie I may be looking for is usually filled by make believe internet friends or annoying family members, I will happily die alone

This.

 

[reno cool]

Illy, I thought you were 20 or so. You're not supposed to talk like that until you hit middle age pal. You're gonna be so fucked up.

Daffy, is your friend Pair of 5's sir?

 

[Archie]

I got two bff's one in chicago and one in Pittsburgh

and a bgff in bigal