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How Many Posters Have Been In A Paddy Wagon Or Been To Jail?

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Cougar Bait
Good story betplom. Very nice. A picture would have sealed the deal, but obscure, and violent.
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Its not a story, its the honest truth. I've only been this violently angry twice in my life.

The other time was when a hooker in Niagara Falls tried to rip me off and hit me over the head with her high heel shoe, as soon as I saw my own blood I got very upset and smacked her upside the head, this brought some unwanted attention from her "friends" that were at the motel in another room, they approached me and realized I was on tilt and that fucking with me woulda been a bad idea, they backed off and I made a profit on the night from the cash I grabbed from the bitches purse.

No charges, just a head full of blood caked hair, some stitches and a bloodied and ripped shirt.

The fact I made some money made me appreciate that night.
 
Cougar Bait
Betplom, I believe it what you said, but it's still a story if you tell it to me.

I love storytime, especially if it is violent and involves beating women.

Did I mention I like Andrew Dice Clay?
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I didn't beat her, just slapped her around a little and threw her into the wall.

My rule for women is this:

Don't hit me first 'cause I'll hit you back and harder. The only woman I've ever I hit was this cunt, and she started by hitting me over the head with the pointy heel of her shoe and splitting my head open.
We were arguing and her bright idea was to get violent with me, no problem, I believe in equal rights.

The cops showed up and saw me bleeding, I told them exactly what happened and they never pressed any charges.

PS: This happened about 16 yrs ago, I've mellowed a little since then. lol
 
Robyn
A paddy wagon, cougar? Really? 1926 called....

I'm gonna take you downtown, see?

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:laugh:

DWI - Night in jail.
Had to call ex-girlfriend to bail me out. We remain friends to this day.

betplom is our resident convict?

Bread there is still time and the odds are not in your favor.
 
Okay, here goes:

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When I was merely a young Cougar Bait I worked at Blockbuster video. I worked there for long enough to receive the elite position of Assistant Manager. One day a lady came in and used a coupon for a free new release. I put it in the drawer and realized it had the same bar code numbers on it that the previous coupon had and went about my night. After thinking about it long enough I thought, well, I'm the only one who checks drawers here during my shift, I wonder...

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Every month Blockbuster would send out a newsletter in the mail with the free new release rental coupon inside. So I memorized the 13 digit bar code for each month, and every time someone came to the cash register with 3 movies (back then that would have been 9 bucks), while scanning the movies with one hand I was typing in the bar code on the number pad with my other hand. I'd tell the customer their total, and hit enter just before clicking CASH 6.00 and putting the money in the drawer (which was 9 bucks). Underneath my drawer I'd have a pad which I would keep track of how much the drawer was over. Since I knew where the cameras were I could take the extra money out and put it in my pocket before I got to the back room to do my counting. There were cameras at the front, and in the back so this had to be done while walking through the store and at the end of the night, but at least I already knew how much to take out. Usually I'd get anywhere between 50-200 dollars a night. This went on for about 3 or 4 months.

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One day I walked into work and the manager said there were some guys from Florida here to see me. Of course I was worried, but I walked back anyway. They were cops, but didn't look like cops, they had suits on and looked like they had some real money, etc. I sat down and they explained they already knew everything, knew that I was re-using the bar codes, also said they knew that I had been doing this for at least a month (thank God they told me that). They wanted me to explain exactly how I did it. So I told them. Then they asked how long I'd been stealing, I said a little over a month. They put me in the Paddy Wagon (for Robyn) and off to jail I went. No felony. I paid restitution for $2,200, but got away with way more than that. In the end, I ended up on some "What Not To Do At Work" Blockbuster Video movie training for new fish and they permanently changed the bar codes so they could not be re-used. What killed me was the numbers trail eventually got back to the home office and some geek realized I had been over issuing coupons by a rate of like 50-1 over stores that got twice as much business. Pretty good scheme, but ultimately flawed. However, I did come out ahead I suppose.

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