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Honestly, I really only liked your ass

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I was feeling pretty shitty the last couple days, both out of guilt and being sad that I wouldnt see you anymore. You never struck me as a very angry person. Glad to hear youre feeling a little differently now.

Let me know if you still feel like you need an adult conversation.


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So it really was just a fucked up week and I'm going to type it out because it feels good

Monday went out for dinner with Matty, we mostly talked about SamsInCharge99

I then went to see SFG (Shroom Finger Girl). Slept there. That night hipster bitch got drunk and tried to get in my place, only I wasn't here. She was also texting me but I didn't see them because SFG deleted the texts. So do you see how fucked up that was? I could have crushed her in her moment of weakness.

Anyhow hipster bitch ended up sending a nice e-mail to me so I ended going over to see her on Wednesday. This is where it gets weird. She hadn't went to work that day, and why she didn't go is wuite interesting. So I get over there, and keep in mind that she hadn't went to work. She looks all fresh with clean hair, makeup and her tits are hanging out. Already I know something is up. So we had some tea and talked like adults. I was getting ready to leave and she sat down beside me and she basically got on top of me and started kissing me and I guess in a moment of weakness I rubbed that fucking meatball vagina again. I regret doing that now. Later on she tells me she stayed home from work today because she has cramps and thinks she is 25% pregnant. LOLWUT? How can you be 25% pregnant? I told her I'd pay for 25% of the abortion.

So anyhow I left there not knowing what to think. Very odd.

Thursday SFG sees hipster bitch on the subway. Can you believe that shit? 3 million people in this city. Unreal.

Thursday I got blasty angry drunk and basically read out this open letter to hipster bitch. Sans the moustache. I didn't want to make her cry but she did anyhow. Lolz.

And yeah, my life has too much drama but now all that shit is behind me now. No more internet dates.

Been a crazy 2 months.

Lover you brother.

mac miller.
 
There's lots to say about ol' Sammy. Like, he's skinny. Upbeat. Pubescent. Shit like that.

Before you know it it's last call and you're singing Oh Canada in falsetto in front of Union Station, collecting donations to be able to afford the subway ride back home.
 
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