Had some bacon and then wanted more bacon a little later so

[stevek173]

Made some more bacon.

I do think this is partly the result of alcoholic tendencies but it just tastes and feels so good.

Now my house smells like bacon and my mouth tastes like bacon and I am pretty sure I smell like bacon.

Bacon > Sex

Bacon > Money

Bacon > Love

Bacon > ANYTHING

Need more bacon to properly digest the bacon that was presidented by more bacon.

When I die - 1 favor to ask -

Fill my coffin with crispy bacon - and me.

And make yourselves some bacon and Bloody Marys.

Bacon. Sigh.

 

[wal66]

Sad but true (especially being a fat guy) but I LOVE me some bacon. Limp bacon though, never crisp.

 

[Matty]

+1 for limp bacon.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Limp bacon? Blasphemy!

 

[MrMonkey]

Stevie since your so into bacon here you go buddy! Next gf who has adventure in her and in the going down mood, have some bacon handy to add some spice* to it? Sounds weird but in my book anything involving getting some is a fun thing? Here's a song that best depicts your situation.

*Make sure you have her monthly calendar down pat buddy.

 

[stevek173]

I like where this is headed Monkey. I am having visions of Costanza eating a hoagie and listening to the game but for me I think it is more like a bacon sandwich and watching a puckline come in. I will try to get it on film because I know that would benefit everyone so much.

 

[MrMonkey]

 

[Cougar Bait]

Bacon is always better in the oven

Don't preheat

400 degrees

20 minutes, or to taste, longer for thick cut

Buy from the deli, not prepackaged

You are welcome

 

[Archie]

I'm just thankful that Bacon tastes great and is super healthy for you

 

[Swarmy]

bacon be awesome. nuff said.

 

[fiveteamer]

swarmy are you wayne paltakowski from facebook? God I hated that guy.

 

[betplom]

Sad but true (especially being a fat guy) but I LOVE me some bacon. Limp bacon though, never crisp.

Limp eh Wallaaay!

Interesting.

 

[Matty]

swarmy are you wayne paltakowski from facebook? God I hated that guy.

Why? Elaborate.

 

[Teela]

Steves, this is a very important question: What kind of bacon? Do you like maple bacon, thick cut, applewood smoked, turkey ...

 

[stevek173]

Thick cut, smoked. I do agree on the importance.

 

[Fu Manchu]

a+ thread here

 

[Teela]

Steve, have you ever baked your bacon? It's good stuff.

 

[Matty]

Limp in the pan + 5-minute finish in the oven. Perfection.