Guys Would You Rather.....

[Archie]

would you rather drown in a vat of Semen or live to be 90 and be surgically made into a conjoined siamese twin with Casper

 

[bacon]

Lame. Woulda been a neat party trick.

Agreed, makes the decision too easy. Archie's is tough. Very tough. Cami chose Casp.

 

[IAG]

bwhahahaha

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

would you rather drown in a vat of Semen or live to be 90 and be surgically made into a conjoined siamese twin with Casper

I live with myself daily, and even I have to admit a vat of semen looks appetizing some days.

 

[Matty]

I live with myself daily, and even I have to admit a vat of semen looks appetizing some days.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Casper I would immediately choose to be your conjoined twin. Cum is ew.

 

[reno cool]

I'll take Sascwatch fondling over anything in this thread

 

[Tron]

would you rather drown in a vat of Semen or live to be 90 and be surgically made into a conjoined siamese twin with Casper

Tron's robot belly hurts because of LOL'ing

 

[bacon]

would you rather be shat out by a giraffe or an ostrich?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

would you rather be shat out by a giraffe or an ostrich?

A giraffe of course.

Ostrich insides = coach
Giraffes insides = business class

 

[bacon]

Yeah but my concern about the giraffe is height of said giraffe's asshole. You could get dropped from a fatal height and not have enough griraffe shit to properly cushion you.

 

[Saulty]

Yeah but my concern about the giraffe is height of said giraffe's asshole. You could get dropped from a fatal height and not have enough griraffe shit to properly cushion you.

Even though a giraffe is 20 ft tall the ass is no more than 8 off the ground. So a 6 ft man would only be 2 foot off the ground when is completely out of giraffe's asshole. A 2 ft fall is unusual to be fatal.

 

[Archie]

How about an 8 foot drop on the head? Might not come out feet first slowly. Might be disorienting inside a giraffe colon and humans might be a natural enema for giraffes.

 

[Archie]

Have to give up all alcohol for life or have to mandatorily clean your own bum hole India style the rest of your life?

 

[bacon]

Have to give up all alcohol for life or have to mandatorily clean your own bum hole India style the rest of your life?

Wiping wins easily the beer has to stay though I did just google search that.

Wow.

 

[Saulty]

How about an 8 foot drop on the head? Might not come out feet first slowly. Might be disorienting inside a giraffe colon and humans might be a natural enema for giraffes.

I suppose if the giraffe has explosive diarrhea it is possible.

 

[PuckOff]

Yeah but my concern about the giraffe is height of said giraffe's asshole. You could get dropped from a fatal height and not have enough griraffe shit to properly cushion you.

SHARP!!! Great thinking, BB!!!

 

[PuckOff]

I suppose if the giraffe has explosive diarrhea it is possible.

Anything is possible, φίλος.

 

[bacon]

Be abducted by highly intelligent aliens who would take you far away where you would not speak their language and you would live the life of a domestic pet treated very well or continue to have the worst hangover you have ever had for the rest of your life?