Guys Would You Rather.....

[bacon]

that's a tough one

i guess the drowning.

Would you rather be punched in the face one time by Mike Tyson or kicked in the nuts by Lionel Messi? No sneakers. and you're wearing sweatpants.

 

[Matty]

Would you rather be punched in the face one time by Mike Tyson or kicked in the nuts by Lionel Messi?

I'll take the concussion.

 

[Saulty]

Drown in a shipwreck.

Yeah, I think burning would be quicker, but water would be more serene.

I'd rather burn in a plane crash. Save my family some money from the cremation.

 

[Archie]

would you rather be 4'11 man or have a 1.25 inch hard penis?

 

[Matty]

would you rather be 4'11 man or have a 1.25 inch hard penis?

Peter Dinklage LOLs at your proposition.

Or does he.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

that's a tough one

i guess the drowning.

Would you rather be punched in the face one time by Mike Tyson or kicked in the nuts by Lionel Messi? No sneakers. and you're wearing sweatpants.

Let Iron Mike punch me in the face.
It's not like it's going to look worse after the punch.

 

[bacon]

Be fondled by sasquatch or have John Lester whale a ball of soft shit at your face from 10 feet away?

 

[Archie]

Be fondled by sasquatch or have John Lester whale a ball of soft shit at your face from 10 feet away?

ball of shit no doubt

 

[Saulty]

Hit by an Al MacInnis slapshot in the face or a Randy Johnson fastball?

 

[Archie]

fastball. Puck is more dense and heavy correct?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

What is so bad about being fondled by a Sasquatch?

 

[bacon]

no alcohol consumption prior Casp

Johnson there

Be peed on by richard simmons or puked on by the girl from the exorcist?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

no alcohol consumption prior Casp

Johnson there

Be peed on by richard simmons or puked on by the girl from the exorcist?

Oh that's easy.

Regen puked split pea soup.
I love split pea soup.

 

[Saulty]

fastball. Puck is more dense and heavy correct?

I think you will be on life support for the rest of your life either way so it doesn't really matter.

But yeah the impact force will be proportional to the product of mass times acceleration so the faster and heavier the object the worse it will be.

 

[bacon]

Wake up with a clit or one very decent boob?

 

[Matty]

Wake up with a clit or one very decent boob?

wtf, wtf

if I get the clit do I get to keep my old junk?

 

[bacon]

we were actually just debating this

I have to go with no and no vaj either just a clit

 

[Matty]

Lame. Woulda been a neat party trick.