gonna lose weight the only way I know how

[IAG]

379

Went from a super size bag of Lays to a $3.79 bag of Funyons. Got this diet thing down.

I like a good Funyon once and a while. I tried to eat a porn rind and convince myself it was a funyon...didn't work. Threw out the pork rinds.

Was going to clarify that "shit" was a noun there, but it works nicely as a verb too.

Well played.

 

[RayRay]

i can do the hot rinds... the regular ones, with no taste, are tough to get down

 

[roguejuror]

I tried to eat a porn rind

Oh my.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

So I have been eating healthy for the better part of 5 months (sans weeks in January and 1 week in February)

Dropped 32 pounds as of today.

Baby food lasted all of a month. I am eating the fuck out of chicken and rice cakes.

 

[IAG]

Oh my.

Freudian slip. lol. wtf.

 

[Boner_18]

156.8 from 160.3. Not eating until dinner is the best. Ill prolly gorge myself this weekend then resume skipping lunch, rinse and repeat until july... I guess at some point i should strength train to not be a totally scrawny dude.

 

[IAG]

So Boner you eat breakfast and dinner? Or just dinner?

 

[Boner_18]

I eat a hard boiled egg and a coffee @ 7am, a fiber one bar around 11-1 as I'm hungry. Tea (no sweetener) and water throughout the day and then regular dinner around 7pm. This is 4-5 days a week, whenever I'm at work. Weekends all bets are off.

 

[Matty]

218.4

 

[PuckOff]

156.8 from 160.3. Not eating until dinner is the best. Ill prolly gorge myself this weekend then resume skipping lunch, rinse and repeat until july... I guess at some point i should strength train to not be a totally scrawny dude.

156.8...... how tall are you?

 

[Cami]

vaginas.

 

[Matty]

ur face is a vaginas

 

[Boner_18]

5ft 8in

 

[Cami]

my face is a viganas.....so is one vag or two?

 

[Matty]

i don't know what a viganas is

cami i love you pal but you're a little dim

 

[Cami]

vagina's...you fucking know what I meant ya toolbox.

you're a little dim

Nuh-uh

 

[PuckOff]

5ft 8in

holy you are a tiny runt.

 

[Boner_18]

Yes, 1-2" shorter than US and Canadian average height and scrawny to boot. C'est la vie.