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Mrs. X, in light of your pending demise, is there any particular flowers you would like at your funeral? Do you want me to make sure Mr. X has a suitably long mourning period and doesn't run off with the first slut who crosses his path? Can I get you a blanket? A Pillow even?
 
What kind of woman are you picking? Why are you picking that type of damaged woman? What is it in you that needs to replay bad situations? What benefit do you get out of not finding a "good woman" and staying stuck in a victim mentality?

I pick the ones who are on the internet. I make jokes and subtle commentary. No lying, no faking, just being myself and honest about who I am. Many get turned off because of the gambling thing, others get turned off because they don't get my jokes. I swear I once was emailing with this chick, she was dumb but I didn't care, I swear she said she likes to talk about politics. Mrs. X I swear, I wrote her an email about politics making fun of talking about politics. It was an email that made zero sense, I just slapped together the first politics cliches that popped into my head, and sent it off. It was something like this "I think that at this time, it is the role of government to adduce the will of the people to address the needs of the people who must express themselves through the power with which the Constitution naturally embues them with the same natural rights that we all, as human beings, must exercise, or perish"

it was complete BS Mrs X I went on and on, making fun of politics. It made zero sense. I used words completely wrong, it was ridiculous, it was awesome.

Mrs X I swear, this idiot thought I was serious and wrote me back, addressing some of the "points" I made. It was awesome, you should have seen this sh*t. Maybe I have it saved on my computer, I will post it. I hope I did save it, it was ridiculous and hilarious and shows what the hell I have to go through whenever I try to get a GF.

Try to get out of yourself and evaluate your choices and actions with a unbiased judgment.

I know what the problem is. The problem is all normal and smart women who are likely to be in good relationships are already in them. I know dozens of them. All I can do is keep asking people to set me up and keep going on the internet and writing smart emails to people and suffering the indignity of idiots not getting it. But that's fine, I know. I will keep trying.

I am in my 30s.

mrs x hook me up with your friends if you have any, but none that are annoying, none that are pretentious. also not into tattoos and piercings and plastic surgeries, just into regular good hearted bookish women who are not ugly and not nerds and also horny and have no sexual hangups or disorders
 
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mrs x hook me up with your friends if you have any, but none that are annoying, none that are pretentious. also not into tattoos and piercings and plastic surgeries, just into regular good hearted bookish women who are not ugly and not nerds and also horny and have no sexual hangups or disorders

Pally, quit fucking around. You know ain't no bitches like that livin in America.
 
i not yet married due to i have to establish myself on foots and life looks like,day comes and than night came and than again day came,everything is on same routine. - shantystar

omg, where did you find that. That's the greatest Shantyism ever.
 
Mrs. X, in light of your pending demise, is there any particular flowers you would like at your funeral? Do you want me to make sure Mr. X has a suitably long mourning period and doesn't run off with the first slut who crosses his path? Can I get you a blanket? A Pillow even?

Thank you Nina! That was the appropriate response.

I actually think I'm going to survive. Mr. X called Domino's. They were open and I was fed in twenty minutes or less.

But, in case something like this happens again, I'm partial to daisies, and yes, please screen for sluts.
 
Thank you Nina! That was the appropriate response.

I actually think I'm going to survive. Mr. X called Domino's. They were open and I was fed in twenty minutes or less.

But, in case something like this happens again, I'm partial to daisies, and yes, please screen for sluts.


I wouldn't want to see some slut move in and wear your shoes. That would just piss me off.
 
i not yet married due to i have to establish myself on foots and life looks like,day comes and than night came and than again day came,everything is on same routine. - shantystar

omg, where did you find that. That's the greatest Shantyism ever.

an excerpt from arguably shanty's greatest work to date

a transcendant piece

I highly recommend you find it

it is on gamelive, i dont remember the title of the thread
 
I would have gone out to Half Dome and asked her on top of a big rock or asked her during a drive on the Pacific Coast Highway

So you wouldn't have asked her next to a dumpster behind a casino in New Mexico? Yep, that's how smooth I am. I wish I were making that up...
 
Sorry, your totally f*cked.

you mean because it is true that all the good ones are taken at that point? and after that are only the ones who are single "for a reason", and if you want to hook yourself up, you either have to take someone who is attractive but insufferably annoying, or decide to go in with someone who is a nice human being but brutally ugly?
 
you mean because it is true that all the good ones are taken at that point? and after that are only the ones who are single "for a reason", and if you want to hook yourself up, you either have to take someone who is attractive but insufferably annoying, or decide to go in with someone who is a nice human being but brutally ugly?

Your f*cked because you can't even comprehend how this could be at all caused by you and your choices. We could have a million conversations and I think you would just be trying to convince me that your nice and funny and girls don't "get" you and that ALL the women are seriously dysfunctional, and you've tried *everything* and it's just not working.

And this whole *sigh* I guess I'll just have to settle for someone who is a nice human being but brutally ugly, is one the most shallow, absurd, ridiculous things I've heard. If you're for real, I can't even believe the incredible amount of denial you are in about your situation.

You're really Loshak right?