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Goddam family is annoying

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i have had 8 relatives in town for the last week...besides being old, annoying, needy and well, you get the fucking idea, they have brought an unreal amount of bad luck to me... since they have been here, i had my car get fucked up and broke some shit in my hand punching a wall because of it, but that nothing... yesterday morning i was awakened by the peaceful sound of a waterfall. only problem is, i dont have a waterfall in my fucking house... my 70 yr old uncle had taken himself a nice shit in an upstairs bathroom and flushed, turned on the shower and hopped in without realizing that he had overflowed the toilet. the water ran for a good 10 minutes till i heard it coming out of a vent into a downstairs bedroom and out of the ceiling into the tiled hallway...hence the waterfall effect. i will know sometime today the extent of the damage...i know part of the ceiling will have to be repaired and probably half of the carpet and padding in a guest room. i guess out of principle, i dont dare ask him to cover any of the costs and just chalk it up as one of those "shit happens" kinda deals. i was able to sleep about 3 hours and now im wide fucking awake pissed off again and posting. fuck me, can a nigga get a table dance...please
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I like my family a lot. Not that I want to see them every day - but no one wants that so we all get along fine. We have get-togethers ~5 times a year and exchange a few e-mails in between. It works out well.

They are good people. Smart, interesting. A couple of them cook very well so that is a bonus.

My girlfriend has no family to speak of except for her 2 boys - and I like them a lot. They don't live with her so they're not in our hair. It's good from my perspective.



I know it makes me a rebel around here but fuck it, I'll come right out and say it: I like family.
 
My in laws used to drive me crazy until I put my foot down and told them when they are in my house that they are under and are to follow my rules and if they didn't like my rules then they can either leave or never visit when I am present.

One of my wife's sisters used to come in my house and act as if she owned the fucking place. She actually once tried to tell my children that they couldn't have a snack because it was almost lunch time. Bad move on her part. She'd never do that again. In fact, the same sister gave my boy pop (or soda as you Yanks call it) when he was not even 2 years old. The look I gave her was enough for her to take the pop away from him and he hasn't had pop since.

I seriously have to stop because I feel like I am getting angry. Fucking in-laws!!!!

Hang in there Breadly. I'm here for you.
 
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My in laws used to drive me crazy until I put my foot down and told them when they are in my house that they are under and are to follow my rules and if they didn't like my rules then they can either leave or never visit when I am present.

One of my wife's sisters used to come in my house and act as if she owned the fucking place. She actually once tried to tell my children that they couldn't have a snack because it was almost lunch time. Bad move on her part. She'd never do that again. In fact, the same sister gave my boy pop (or soda as you Yanks call it) when he was not even 2 years old. The look I gave her was enough for her to take the pop away from him and he hasn't had pop since.

I seriously have to stop because I feel like I am getting angry. Fucking in-laws!!!!

Hang in there Breadly. I'm here for you.
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And just like that, this thread becomes a huge success. It invokes a bit of that Pucky anger that we all know and love!!! :dance:
 
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