Gamelive, I need you to remake me.

[Bread]

Wally there is no glory in being a tough guy. Far more glamorous to be a teddy bear like yourself.

Do you really wanna be like me or MonkeyF? Look at us. We are a mess.

Wally, GTFO!!

 

[Swarmy]

Learn some old NWA lyrics. Go all thug on em.

 

[Mrs. X]

Wally there is no glory in being a tough guy. Far more glamorous to be a teddy bear like yourself.

Do you really wanna be like me or MonkeyF? Look at us. We are a mess.

Wally, GTFO!!

Wally! no.

Wally, I love you Wally. Don't go into the darkness.

 

[Oksana]

Wally, listen to Bread and Mrs X.

There are too many wackjobs on the Internet typing so hard they make their nubby little fingers bleed. In reality these guys are probably smaller than me and cry when they get a mild touch of Herpes Simplex B.

Stay true to yourself and don't ever change. Plenty of us love you just the way you are.

 

[Hawk]

Wally, just be yourself. It'll be too stressful if you try to be someone else. You've been yourself too long on the forums.

 

[Matty]

Wally, listen to Bread and Mrs X.

There are too many wackjobs on the Internet typing so hard they make their nubby little fingers bleed. In reality these guys are probably smaller than me and cry when they get a mild touch of Herpes Simplex B.

Stay true to yourself and don't ever change. Plenty of us love you just the way you are.

No.

Wally, just be yourself. It'll be too stressful if you try to be someone else. You've been yourself too long on the forums.

Cunt.



(Did you see that Wally? The single-word retort is another good tactic. It takes the wind out of your opponent, especially the wordy ones who are annoyed as hell by your lack of consideration. The longer the original post, the more effective your attack. See Devilwoman and betplom for practical examples.)

 

[wal66]

But Matty, shouldn't the effort someone puts into their reply be met with equal effort in your retort? I mean I get less is more but it seems very disrespecting to not come back with something that your victim can in turn come back at.

Sounds like I am questioning the mastery but I am merely trying to fully appreciate the tactics.

 

[kato]

But Matty, shouldn't the effort someone puts into their reply be met with equal effort in your retort? I mean I get less is more but it seems very disrespecting to not come back with something that your victim can in turn come back at.

Sounds like I am questioning the mastery but I am merely trying to fully appreciate the tactics.

no, waste of effort from kato's point of view

 

[wal66]

So someone takes ten fifteen minutes to carefully craft a well thought out and detailed insult and we out play them by retaliating with cunt?

 

[wal66]

So would Fck you, your momma, go fck yourself be equally as abrupt and time salvaging?

 

[kato]

So someone takes ten fifteen minutes to carefully craft a well thought out and detailed insult and we out play them by retaliating with cunt?

it all depends, however...

you take a lot of time and detail in ur retort, and if i say ur" irrelevant" and that is all, or if i say ur a blowhard with "no clear path of thought" that might work.

now, i do not feel that way...kato is down with wal

 

[kato]

So would Fck you, your momma, go fck yourself be equally as abrupt and time salvaging?

yo momma is bush

 

[kato]

lastly wal, please refer to this thread for research purposes

http://gamelive.com/forum/showthread.php/1341-You-Live-In-Your-Mother-s-Basement

 

[wal66]

Kato, I never saw that thread before but what Bread did there was absolute genius. That should be put in a file and given to every wannabe crusher, e-battler who ever comes calling.

 

[kato]

it is the classic...

many forums want that, only gaymelive has it

 

[Matty]

But Matty, shouldn't the effort someone puts into their reply be met with equal effort in your retort? I mean I get less is more but it seems very disrespecting to not come back with something that your victim can in turn come back at.

Sounds like I am questioning the mastery but I am merely trying to fully appreciate the tactics.

What are you trying to do wally, dish out respect? Or do you wanna inflict permanent psychological damage?

Go against what they believe in Wally, slowly but surely sap out their will to live.

 

[Matty]

Good link kato! Powerful stuff from an enduring pro.

 

[betplom]

Wally: Don't underestimate the effectiveness of telling someone they will die alone.

YOU WILL DIE ALONE in all caps works well too, but don't overuse it.