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Gamelive, I need you to remake me.

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Wal you dumb cunt, defending a womans honour will get you instant "friend" status with the broad your defending.

This means you will never be considered as a candidate to penetrate her vaginally.

Wally, you are a long term project, pal.

"Be a jerk and get the pussy" this is a lock.
 
Wal, on an unrelated note, I was looking through my phone this morning and found that I actually did get a picture of that girl from the other night. She was holding a puppy and it must have been the perfect opportunity to make it seem like I wasn't taking a picture of her legs/XXX area. I really don't remember taking it. That's always a good thing. It is dark though and difficult to make out but I will see what I can do to fix it a bit when I get home. Who knows.

Good luck with your quest.
 
Plommer what you speak of is absolute truth, as far as friend status goes. I am lifes friend Plommer. Always have been always will be I guess. As far back as my high school years girls would always come to me. they would share with me their stories of what jerks their boyfriends were and I would lend the tender shoulder to rest their distraught heads. They would tell me how much they wished their boyfriends could be like me and as you well know at the end of the night their boyfriends were tappin that ass and I was drying my shoulder.

Plommer I live with the knowledge that God screwed up with me. He made me a lover in a losers shell. He's God though what am I to do?
 
Coug's you wanna talk about struggles. Everytime I see you post I have to see where you took creative liberties with what I said to Bread and immortalized it out of context as a signature. I have to keep going back to that thread and reading it again just to make sure I didn't word it like the quote.

I got issues Coug's.
 
Wal, I will watch later. Right now I am listening to talk radio and recording it. I am also a little nerdy sometimes.

Wal, all I did was take words out in the middle. You said all those words, even in that order, I just took out the stuff in the middle. Another thing, the reason I did it was because I knew it would drive you mad, plus I know everyone would know you didn't say it.

Wal, it is pretty funny.

Wal.
 
Wally, stay the way you are...

...otherwise you'll turn into a crazed forum tuff-guy wanna-be like Monkey-wacker or even worse: mathy.

Both of these clowns are cautionary tales of what can happen to you if you work too hard at it.

...BTW, you seriously are one of my favorite posters. If I were female I'd be fucking your billiard-ball head and cumming in your ears.
 
Wally, stay the way you are...

...otherwise you'll turn into a crazed forum tuff-guy wanna-be like Monkey-wacker or even worse: mathy.

Both of these clowns are cautionary tales of what can happen to you if you work too hard at it.

...BTW, you seriously are one of my favorite posters. If I were female I'd be fucking your billiard-ball head and cumming in your ears.

Oddly enough, I really wanted to be a gigantic know-nothing douchebag like you. Unfortunately, the market was saturated.