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Ok so this week for power rankings let's get the dirty work out of the way first. I wanted to treat everyone fairly so I waited until every single one of you bribed me before responding.

Cami - no I don't want booty, that area is still too sore. Let's do
a blockbuster trade in a week or 2. Booty to be revisited. also I
just revisited it and I want some booty tonight.

IAG - no I don't want a free 5 day pass at your gym. The only 6
pack here is the one I'm drinking tonight. To be revisited but I might
be the guy flying off the treadmill and walking out with my head down.

Coug - I'm good on steaks. To be revisited.

Blitty - Im good on "an inside hookup from your NYC connection". To be revisited.

Matty - No I don't want to sublet your old place, how is that
even a reward for that price? You must think I'm dumber than I look. It's close but I'm not.

FW - No I don't need a good "+EV Connection for my action". To be revisited.

Saulty - I'm good on a 12 pack of Stella. To
be revisited.

Monk - I do want a home cooked meal from Mrs. Monk but
I'm not accepting it as a bribe. Also to be revisited.

Arch - no I don't want big Al to accept me as a "real real life
person until we've met. Also to be revisited.

The rankings:

10 - Coug the bottom has fallen out and I'm sorry man. Andre Johnson isn't even the best receiver on his own team. I'm sorry. Umadbrah? Have a $10 beer on me.

9 - The Paupers. Your team looks extremely solid to me on paper then you lose. You are the 49ers/Packers of this league so far.

8 - Team "Me". 1-3 is 1-3 but did anyone notice who is 3rd overall in scoring? HER. Gronk is coming back eventually unless he decides to wrestle a polar bear (which is a coinflip) then she shoots up the rankings.

7 - Baconbits. A very weak 2-2 and going 2-3 unless all day AP finds a way to rack up stats on his bye week which is also a coinflip. Kapernick is a continued concern because he might just suck :facepalm:

6 - 1111IAG - The Rivers pickup could be the most significant pickup this year. Well played and sneaky as well. Don't underestimate her sharpness. Or do, and lose.

5 - Team Monkey! Hugh comeback, one of the biggest stories of the league so far! Making moves and making you pay! Might be sleeping on the couch again because he can't keep his mouth shut about an over cooked london broil but watching your team climb the standings is awesome no matter where you are!

4 - Fairwarning - Finally team destiny get knocked off. So did the Giants plenty of times over the past 10 years, the 88 Dodgers, etc. Hey FW I just found a 4 leaf clover. I guess it's appropriate I send it to you since you probably have a thousand of them around the house. You should change your team name to gumhelmet.

3 - Schweddy - His RBs tear you up but do we have QB concerns here?

2 - Sly_Archies - No one has compensated for injuries like Arch. 2-2 is 2-2 but he does lead the league in points and when Jackson and Lacy come back no one has the matchup options Archie does. To be feared come end game time.

1 - Mattyrains - Manning and company continue to set records and Matty wins. Solid rest of the team too; Manning, Foster and Bush lighting it up in DTown is just mean. Congratulations Matty your mean and you can tell your soon to be wife and your soon to be child I said that. You're just mean. Also, have one on me ya big meanie.

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Attn: Team ME

My dear, please I think this is the 2nd week where you have a player in the lineup not even playing! Forgot bout mentioning it last week! K - Walsh is on Bye! You needed to replace him with some K playing! Don't need to get rid of Walsh either! Should have dropped some player you never use! Then just drop that K you added and pick up the player again you dropped!

Since Walsh is on Bye, can Team ME pick up say K- Folk from NYJ to play on Monday! Might not need it if your ahead by enough but hate to see you playing shorthand like this!

Don't know myself but would the rules allow the above?
 
Commish is here.

Commish tries to not get involved but we have been summoned.

Cammi/Me- this is your 2nd week of leaving an empty slotted player.

Commish is giving you your first warning.

This isn't a bush league. Let's try to keep things orderly and professional.
 
MrMonkey
Attn: Team ME

My dear, please I think this is the 2nd week where you have a player in the lineup not even playing! Forgot bout mentioning it last week! K - Walsh is on Bye! You needed to replace him with some K playing! Don't need to get rid of Walsh either! Should have dropped some player you never use! Then just drop that K you added and pick up the player again you dropped!

Since Walsh is on Bye, can Team ME pick up say K- Folk from NYJ to play on Monday! Might not need it if your ahead by enough but hate to see you playing shorthand like this!

Don't know myself but would the rules allow the above?
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I did not know I have to do that.
this shit is confusing,
and annoying.
 
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