IAG
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I ate part of FW's Christmas present.
Archie
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What does seagull taste like anyways?
Saulty
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Probably good since they eat fish. Much better than chicken for sure.
IAG
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Some shine wanted a whole cup of pickles when I worked at white castle. So i gave them to him...
With a hocker.
With a hocker.
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I peed in an ice chest at a bar once...The one behind the bar infact.
I switched to beer.
I switched to beer.
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I peed in a soap dispencer at a diffrent bar. The regulars could not...could not figure out why they were getting rashes.
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I peed in a.strippers shoes.once..
At the strip.club.
At the strip.club.
IAG
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I remember that story. lol. Ah...house.
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I hid in the bathroom at a bar once and then stayed and drank till i accidently flooded the place...but i did go home and get some stuff to fix it.
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Ive done many bad.things with pee.
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Standing at a concert I whipped it out and squirted 2 people in front of me.
They said....did you pee on us?
No...spilled some beer...sorry.
They said...its warm..
I said...I drink slow...again I'm sorry.
They certainly didnt believe me...but they weren't quite ready for the truth either.
They said....did you pee on us?
No...spilled some beer...sorry.
They said...its warm..
I said...I drink slow...again I'm sorry.
They certainly didnt believe me...but they weren't quite ready for the truth either.
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Ive.peed on random people at least 3 times...4 if feet only count.
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One time I remember going to bed.so.wasted and had to pee...didnt want to get up so I pissed myself on purpose.
Cami
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well aren't you just a hot mess. Son you need some therapy. or something.
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It was along time ago...
Eighth grade...babysat for a lady...snooping around I found her lingerae and would routinely beat off with it.
It was silky. I think I might have sucked on the mesh crotch area as well.
Eighth grade...babysat for a lady...snooping around I found her lingerae and would routinely beat off with it.
It was silky. I think I might have sucked on the mesh crotch area as well.
IAG
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I don't even know what to say. House might be catching Cami in the best confessions race.
reno cool
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He's cut off