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I got pissed at an ex girlfriend who wanted me to buy her alcohol.
So I sent her a box of broken alcohol bottles.
So I sent her a box of broken alcohol bottles.
How about those fuckers who go in the 20 items or less aisle with 35+ items. Sure, dupes can be one item and maybe you don't count so well. Above and beyond that and you're just an asshole.
What about able bodied people WITH a permit? lol
I did not park in the handicap zone . I took a 1 minute pee in a stall I have never seen anyone use. It's the first class of the locker room. I couldn't help myself.
We do have a permit because of mom ... sometimes at the grocery stores I park in the handicapped spot when I have mom with me and I run in the store. Not because I'm lazy, but because I want mom within eyesight so she doesn't try to wander off or anything. It is for her benefit as a result of her condition so I feel justified there.
I hate that too!!! Dupes should count...they still have to be rung up!
However, this is not a complaint thread. This is a CONFESSIONAL THREAD. I know you guys have to have some good ones. Let it out. It's cathartic.
Once drove drunk 5 hours to "surprise" a girlfriend I had at one time to see if she was cheating on me. She wasn't.
I forgot my tennis shoes one day when I went to the gym and ended up working out with my steel toe boots I had in the car for work. Whatever works to get the workout done.
I slashed all four of someones tires once.
With my mom having Alzheimers and needing to be watched 24/7 I don't even feel safe leaving her alone in the car really, so I think I am almost more justified than many disabled people.About a month ago, this dude parked in a handicap spot where I work and just reached in his console and put the handicap thing on his mirror. He got out and walked in the office with no sign of physical impairment. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG.
You kind of are justified, but I can see how someone would rag you out.
The Cam Cam making my "mixing in recyclables with trash look lame" I am going to have to step it up on notch.I stole a pack of cigarettes once.
I had sex at a friends house when I was drunk and let watch.
I've had a foursome. 2 guys 2 girls. it was lame, we were all smashed.
I tried to drive my moms car once when she was out of town - with no license.
WTF.... only insane women do things like this, Cami. You're nuts!!!
When I was a kid my mom would bake tons of Christmas cookies, caramel corn, popcorn balls,party mix etc...she started in November and would freeze stuff or put in the garage. My favorite was the English toffee/peanut brittle stuff. She would get mad at me for eating it early and told me she was going to start counting it so she would know if I was getting into it. So I just started breaking the pieces in half so there were the same number but smaller pieces.
Clever rebel.
Where do you think the Fed Reserve learned that trick?You are just like the government with our money lol.
I am not sure if Casper or Cami is winning this thread.i say that steve(s) found the yin to his yang with cami
i am pristine
i say that steve(s) found the yin to his yang with cami
i am pristine