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Ever had a neighbor that just wouldn't die?

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Badnina
then the only thing to do is undercover of darkness go and bend those naiils all the way down and then wave at her when you turn around. And by wave I mean with all 5 fingers.
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You and I think alike, I saw that he was using 1x8's for the plank, which I just happen to have a few spares of myself. Gonna just make my own replacements with the nails bent down and then swapping two boards so I have a safe path in and out of her yard ought to be just perfect. With any luck she'll call her son screaming about how he can't do anything right. I'll have already gotten my jollies when she glares at me through her window when my tires don't go pop.

About the mailbox, my cousin is in the courier business and says special felonies attach to destruction of mailboxes. I don't know if he's right but it was enough to send me in another direction.
 
RogueScholar
You and I think alike, I saw that he was using 1x8's for the plank, which I just happen to have a few spares of myself. Gonna just make my own replacements with the nails bent down and then swapping two boards so I have a safe path in and out of her yard ought to be just perfect. With any luck she'll call her son screaming about how he can't do anything right. I'll have already gotten my jollies when she glares at me through her window when my tires don't go pop.

About the mailbox, my cousin is in the courier business and says special felonies attach to destruction of mailboxes. I don't know if he's right but it was enough to send me in another direction.[/QUOTE]
this is true, same if you take someones mail
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The son's definitely in his 60s, but doesn't seem decrepit at this point; I see him over there every couple of months doing all of the chores you would expect the grandkids to be tasked with. As far as her pushing him around, he's still chasing the dream of inheriting that property someday. She's been telling everyone that she's giving it to the church when she dies for decades apparently, but I'm sure if the son can prove he invested time and energy into that property, he can contest the will.

It's sad to see family end up that way, but it's all too common these days. Too many old bitties like her that spend time thinking about how to screw people from beyond the grave, it destroys the family's spirit. I'm sure RJ's right, too, old people like that linger forever, she'll torment me until I sell this place...which is why the battle must go on!
 
RogueScholar
I've never tried this one. I'd assume the key to making it look right is to go big on the letter sizing, right? My backpack sprayer would be perfect for such an endeavour!
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I've only fantasized about it. Sometimes I still think of getting on a plane back to Detroit and doing this to a old boss. He'd never suspect since it's been years. But then, it's been years, I'm pretty much over it.

BITCH is only five letters I think you could probably go pretty big.
 
Mrs. X
I've only fantasized about it. Sometimes I still think of getting on a plane back to Detroit and doing this to a old boss. He'd never suspect since it's been years. But then, it's been years, I'm pretty much over it.

BITCH is only five letters I think you could probably go pretty big.
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hell hath no fury
 
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