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Oksana
there's something wrong with you archie, truly...

I have no problem talking about anything. And I'm pretty confident no one else here does either although work and life might fuck up your nneed for immediate responses to remain relevant.

What is the point in Wally and I arguing about anything? Like I said and I'm sure he'll acknowledge - we're on way opposite ends. Who cares? It's not like one will change the other. Why not just be friends and have a good time?
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hunh?

what did I do?
I can't chime in? but you can talk about my dwelling?

i'm just going with the flow here and goofing around and laughing as I post.

Love you Love!

point out where I crossed a personal line, and I'll apologize
 
Oksana
Let me know when you dig your balls up from the cracks of the chair you sleep in. Keep digging and digging and digging... I'm sure you'll eventually find them.

You might be the most classless clueless hick I've come across on forums and that's saying a lot.

Go fuck yourself cunt since no one else will. Cheers.
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wally, seriously.... you are an older man

how much does your ball sack hang? I have a pretty stretched sack already halfway from 30 to 40.

my left side/ball hangs WAY lower. is your sack similar? one ball way lower?

Wally, what features does your sleep in chair have? drink holder? cooler? back massager?
 
Are you FOK'n kidding me?

I just finished a round of golf this afternoon with 20 putts. That's two zero as in just 2 more putts than there are holes on the course.

It's a Par 60 course and I did shoot 63 but 20 total putts is still pretty fok'n awesome.
 
wal66
Are you FOK'n kidding me?

I just finished a round of golf this afternoon with 20 putts. That's two zero as in just 2 more putts than there are holes on the course.

It's a Par 60 course and I did shoot 63 but 20 total putts is still pretty fok'n awesome.
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FOK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the name of honest posting I have to retract the above chest pounding in-your-face post. Upon further auditing I miscounted. What makes it worse I counted it twice. What makes it really really worse was the anonymous email I sent to Golf Week to boast about my amazing feat.

It was 22 putts on this round which by all accounts is still very good but not nearly as outstanding as the 20 putts I was certain I had.
 
Just came back from grocery store! Figured this was thread to explain it, though it has Muddy RT type situation! I have exactly 7 items in fast checkout aisle! Two items were supposed be $10 instead of 18 after showing your store card! Only 1 comes off!

Total price was $48 and in my calculator head I know it should be around 40! She tries to explain that's she's right while customers are waiting! I say, please DO NOT close out sale cause then I have to stand in line at customer service to get money back! She closes out sale and looks at receipt again before handing it to me and then says, "yea, you're right, should be less than it is."

So wait for this! I go to CS and 2 girls working there can't figure out why the $8 didn't come off? So I say, "OK, you know for sure I should be getting the money back?" Girl: Yes. "So just give me my money and then figure it out later. That would be good customer service." Girl: We can't do that or we'll get written up.

I give her back the item and say, "forget it, just give me back my $18!" Girl: Why do you want to do that? "Cause I want to be happy" True story! I can't take stupid ay my age anymore unless it is intentional!
 
It ain't always coming up FOK'n roses.

I allowed myself to get roped into a big money game today. It was a 27 hole day where each 9 presses the bets up. So it goes $5-$2 then $10-$4 and the final 9 holes are at $20-$8. You also have your individuals at $10-$4 all day as well.


I shot 78 but had to give one opponent 2 a side and the other opponent 6 FOK'n shots per side. On the team bets one of my teams had to give their team 3 a side and my other team had to give them 4 a side.

I could have participated in Black Friday, gotten arrested for headbutting some asshole who shoved me out of the way to get a half-priced TV and posted bail for less than todays round of golf cost me.

It was a Black Friday for merchants but ol' Wal is in the FOK'n red.
 
FOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was supposed to be driving my new truck (not new new just new to me new) by now but I'm not. Yet again I got all pumped to be purchasing not only something I really wanted but truly a great deal/value as well.

Guy I was buying it from informed me he just got a new contract for Disney that would require him to continue using the truck till after the first of the year. Personally I think he changed his mind but in either event it's not gonna be a Merry Christmas.

Fok getting hopes up. Fok looking forward to something good. Fok my measly income and all those years of fok'n up my credit.
 
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