Community Fok-U Thread

[reno cool]

Just this week you say you can never tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious. I throw up a lob with clear evidence that it's a joke and even clearer that it's a post along the lines of "General and you still don't get that it's a joke.

You are the only person that I have ever told in private that I was joking around when I go "ball envy" or "rooster craving" on you just so you knew and wouldn't get offended and you still don't get me.

I came to this site and used to write out long paragraphs to fully explain myself because I feared people not getting what I was trying to say or get my sense of humor. It was more annoying for everyone so I adapted to being (semi) brief and then some take what I write literally.

I guess I really want to have a baby with Teela, Nina is unapproachable, Daft is a Mall Cop, I want to headbutt the world and I really think Arch is a serial killer, ok there might be some truth to that but until he's discovered it'll just be dark humor.

How about if you don't get me you ignore my post cause as a classless hick I'm too clueless to avoid taken a shot in return.

how is that not true? all true

 

[Blitty]

Wally can't even see his dick, how is he good at golf?

 

[reno cool]

I'm harder to pick than a broken nose

I got a woody when Oksana went off on me after I questioned her hedging strategy

 

[Teela]

Wait, Wally doesn't really want to have a baby with me???

 

[Saulty]

I got a woody when Oksana went off on me after I questioned her hedging strategy

Please overshare your sex fetishes reno.

 

[MrMonkey]

Wait, Wally doesn't really want to have a baby with me???

No of course he wants to have your baby! Big difference with Wally's integrity in doing that while every other male poster here just wants to have sex with you! Wally's a good guy!

 

[betplom]

No of course he wants to have your baby! Big difference with Wally's integrity in doing that while every other male poster here just wants to have sex with you! Wally's a good guy!

 

[MrMonkey]

Don't worry buddy! If you change your mind, no matter how high the dollar figure you offer, she wouldn't agree! You're not in Cuba buddy!

 

[roguejuror]

No of course he wants to have your baby! Big difference with Wally's integrity in doing that while every other male poster here just wants to have sex with you! Wally's a good guy!

guilty

 

[betplom]

Don't worry buddy! If you change your mind, no matter how high the dollar figure you offer, she wouldn't agree! You're not in Cuba buddy!

:

 

[Teela]

I'm a mess. I wouldn't want to have sex with me either.

 

[MrMonkey]

I'm a mess. I wouldn't want to have sex with me either.

Don't talk that way my dear! I would downgrade my cable service and pay you the money saved to watch you have sex with yourself! Who needs TV! I'm a mess too! :

 

[kato]

kato thinks teela is neat

 

[Matty]

fok u wally for having such a delightful sense of humor

 

[roguejuror]

welcome to the club kato

 

[wal66]

It ain't always FOK'n roses.

I took half a day off work today to meet up for an afternoon round of golf. My partner didn't play good at all on the front and even though I shot 39 we made the turn down. We weren't down much and there was no shot adjustments except for individual bets so we doubled.

I shot 40 and my partner continued having a bad day and we got our asses handed to us by the end.

Some days it pays to play some days it pays to stay at work.

 

[Teela]

Oh, your "partner." Now I understand why you don't want to have babies with me.

 

[reno cool]

that was kinda cute

I want these babies to happen, common Wally.