common Jean-Louis

[bacon]

bacon said what?

[INSTA]/p/k9ueW2Fh9T[/INSTA]

nice caption unreal

 

[Mudcat]

I agree. People say - "oh my child is so smart, he can say the alphabet." I say, "no he's not, I spell words and put together sentences. Sometimes people even pay me to compose entire written works, which they then act on. Your child isn't smart, adults are smarter."

Likewise, I am aware I have limbs.

I know. If I finally get the call to be on Jeopardy and I see that dude at the next podium, I'd be all like, "Pfft. Fokkin' A."

Like I would still try to behave outwardly in a sportsmanlike manner, but in my mind it would be all like, "You're going down."

 

[Matty]

My son's really strong in two categories:

Is this mommy's tit?

Shart or mere fart?

 

[Matty]

happy babay - might be my fave pic so far

 

[Cami]

Hi baby!

 

[Badnina]

awwwsss

 

[Matty]

JL Action Cam

JL's POV from the changing table

 

[bacon]

He looks about drinking age to me. Bring him on over for some mugs.

 

[betplom]

JL Action Cam


JL's POV from the changing table

Odds that Bread has downloaded and tripped on this vid while on acid?

Yes -300
No + 250

 

[roguejuror]

:thumbsup:

 

[MrMonkey]

Wonderful vids Matty! :

 

[Matty]

Rogatien you made me buy a Contour camera. It's pretty nifty.

 

[betplom]

Rogatien you made me buy a Contour camera. It's pretty nifty.

Can you figure out a way to attach it to Jean-Louis?

I think it would be cool to see breastfeeding from the little fuckers POV.

 

[MrMonkey]

Brilliant ideas from my creepy buddy Plommer! :

 

[betplom]

Brilliant ideas from my creepy buddy Plommer! :

you prove your worth around here by responding to my posts so quickly!

Team creepy sticks together!

 

[Matty]

Can you figure out a way to attach it to Jean-Louis?

http://contour.com/collections/mounts/products/headband-mount

:

 

[kato]

matty -

not biased at all - but that is one good looking kid

 

[Matty]

thanks kato-san

and i know

jl had his first playdate on sat with 5 other babies

4 were ugly

the other one is GF potential, she's half-French-Canadian too :