common Jean-Louis

[Matty]

We're gonna need a bigger shoebox condo. :sparesomecutter:

 

[mcbaseball10]

Congrats!

 

[Matty]

Wait what? I didnt do any troubles. I shoulda said we would need a bigger shoebox condo.

 

[Matty]

JL - Papa?
Me - Yes Jean-Louis?
JL - Poop! *laughs out loud*

Me - Whats your frogs name?
JL - Poopie. *laughs out loud*

Me - What day is it today?
JL - Hmmmm. Poop. *laughs out loud*

 

[Blitty]

 

[Mudcat]

He's got some quality material

 

[Tron]

We're gonna need a bigger shoebox condo. :sparesomecutter:

 

[roguejuror]

matty is pregnant????!

 

[Boner_18]

Move to the burbs Matty. Eff the city.

 

[Matty]

Wife doesnt drive. Not that Ive given up on the city, but yeah weve basically been priced out of home/condo ownership here. The market is only getting worse and there are very few units for sale or even rent in our hood.

And if our landlord somehow wakes up and realizes hes under-charging us by 500-600 bucks, we might move. This tiny condo only makes sense cause its affordable.

Wifes relative inherited a house just on the edge of downtown, were likely to end up there at some point. 2br with a standalone garage, I could set up shop in there and work on my motorbikes.

I aint really complainin, weve got options.

 

[Badnina]

I want another baby Matty.

Please and thank you.

 

[Matty]

FINE.

Wheres my wife.

 

[Matty]

Me - Jean-Louis, tell Mommy what we did today while she was at work.
JL - Mommy we got a gun!

 

[Cami]

awww...look at him! he's so big now!

 

[Matty]

JL - Mommy it hurts!

Mommy - Well don’t stick your head through the bars.

JL - But why?

 

[Mudcat]

Sounds like he's just about ready to be President of the United States.

 

[Matty]

At Tim Hortons this morning:

Me - What do you wanna eat, Jean-Louis?
JL - Hmmm... old fashion plain.... poop!

I tried not to laugh but his delivery was pretty solid.

 

[Blitty]

Hahahaha ATA

You need to get his handle started here. The you can start his posting career with the funny stuff he is saying currently.