common Jean-Louis

[Matty]

What the fuck are those?

All JL cares about right now is YouTube and fire trucks and throwing balls across the apartment.

His current YouTube idol is Blippi: https://www.youtube.com/user/BlippiVideos

 

[Mudcat]

That Blippi appears to be quite a choad.



Those things I showed up there are Shopkins. There are like thousands of them and they have it cleverly set up where they keep introducing new "seasons." A new season means a whole shitload more of the things.

Each little thing has a name and a story. Kids collect and trade.

They are all the hell over my sister's place because of my nephew Andrew. I guess they are something like pokemon used to be. They are designed to go on for years but I guess they will run out of gas at some point.

 

[Mudcat]

Hmmm. As I am looking at some pictures of Shopkins I can't help but think: they look like they would be for girls.

 

[roguejuror]

some 14% of elementary school kids said they want to be youtubers when they grow up some poll said

 

[reno cool]

What the fuck are those?

All JL cares about right now is YouTube and fire trucks and throwing balls across the apartment.

His current YouTube idol is Blippi: https://www.youtube.com/user/BlippiVideos

I like it. garbage truck bitches. joyful and educational

is joyus a word? ..I guess it's not a word

 

[Matty]

Me - Nice choo choo! What's his name?
JL - Go'don.
Me - What? No. I think it's Thomas.
JL - No. Go'don.
Me - It's Thomas!
JL - No. Go'don.
Wife - There's another blue train called Gordon. They don't have the same face.
Me - Fuck me.

 

[Archie]

Gordon can be a real dick. gordon has 4 sets of wheels and Thomas has 3

 

[Matty]

#safe

 

[eggs]

Tie goes to the runner.

 

[Mudcat]

That is so great.

 

[roguejuror]

in 20 years we'll be betting on JL in that field

text it

 

[Matty]

That is so great.

Thread goes from birth to home plate. Sorta feels like I've accomplished something. With just my penis.

 

[Blitty]

Good job mathieus penile unit!

Whats the plan for getting him a sidekick?

 

[Matty]

Probably not for another year. Sadly, mostly for financial reasons. Paying double daycare would be ridiculous.

They're going to be 4-5 years apart. Seems lime a good gap.

 

[Blitty]

That seems practical.

Even with a dog, the extra expenses of grooming and boarding are thousands a year.

Human prolly much more. :sparesomecutter:

 

[Matty]

Daycare for JL and a hypothetical 12 month-old sibling would be $3k/month. We pay $1350 for JL alone. Gets a bit cheaper as they grow up.

That is why I ride a 30yo motorcycle.

 

[Mudcat]

Thread goes from birth to home plate.

Yap. He's done it all at this point. Nothing to do now but just ride out the string.

 

[Mudcat]

Daycare for JL and a hypothetical 12 month-old sibling would be $3k/month.

That is redonkulous holyfuck.