Celeb news and trash and scuttlebutt

[Matty]

This guy/gal's story is a little bit amazing.

 

[Matty]

WHO WORE IT BEST? Bruce Jenner vs. the Kardashians in stripes

 

[Mudcat]

If Bruce Jenner wants to transition, it's okay with me.

Smoking though ---> that, I don't care for ONE BIT!

 

[MrMonkey]

Muddy at least Bruce won't need his newly installed vagina steam cleaned for awhile! Spring flower fresh!

 

[Mudcat]

Also, there is also a situation with Miley Cyrus having armpit hair.

The situation being ---> she has it. Armpit hair. Like when she raises her arms, there is hair there.

So that's the situation - or as us purveyors of celeb scuttlebutt like to say - the sitch.

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy at least Bruce won't need his newly installed vagina steam cleaned for awhile! Spring flower fresh!

Ugh. Why'd you have to go and say that?

uke:

 

[bacon]

Muddy at least Bruce won't need his newly installed vagina steam cleaned for awhile! Spring flower fresh!

 

[IAG]

and this apparently is Bruce Jenner having a smoke wearing a dress

A maxi dress at tha... How did I miss this? I was looking for this picture earlier today.

I suspect an ex of mine may have liked to dress up in women's clothes. There was something just not right there.

 

[bacon]

What in the fuck?!

 

[roguejuror]

I suspect an ex of mine may have liked to dress up in women's clothes. There was something just not right there.

probably wore your panties when you wasn't home

 

[housepicks]

This is why I hate today and love the 80's.

 

[housepicks]

He was a man...a champion....a champmanion.


What the fuck is wrong with the world today.

 

[Mudcat]

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have laughed off the chicken theft accusations by the way. The two main points seem to be:

1) At the time the heartbreaking theft took place, Mila would have been 7 years old and the girl was 6 months. So like,

2) Also, the girl has a record about to drop and therefore has a motive to seek publicity



Yap. Calling shenanigans.

 

[Mudcat]

On the MSN homepage, one of the articles is: 50 Celebs You Won't Believe Are Turning 50.

There are 5 celeb faces pictured there. If I had been asked out of the blue to guess their ages, in each case I would have said, "Oh about fifty."

 

[bacon]

Yeah but who's going to read "50 celebs you already knew were turning 50"

Maybe housepicks

 

[Mudcat]

The article is actually 24 Celebs yada yada . . .

I scrolled through the whole list. Other than one person I never heard of - Constance Marie?? - not a surprising 50 year-old in the batch.

Wellll, okay, prolly woulda guessed lower for Kevin Dillon (Johnny Drama from Entourage).

Diane Lane looks real good for 50 but I knew she was in the range.

 

[bacon]

I think "No need to read this article because you already know everything I'll say so it will just be redundant to you" would be a best seller

 

[Matty]

So you identify as a woman, but you still like women. And beautiful women have been attracted to you all your life.

What the fok is the issue then?

Why do you need to see a woman in the mirror?

Hard not to see Bruce Jenner's thing as a mental illness.