Celeb news and trash and scuttlebutt

[Mudcat]

This is Billy Zane. He was in Titanic and some other stuff. Mainly Titanic.

 

[Matty]

Good-looking man. Trying really hard to look like a French Lit professor there.

 

[Mudcat]

Ryan Reynolds must be kicking himself though. He had her and he let her get away.

He coulda been with this RIGHT NOW

 

[reno cool]

really not that bad buttcat.

 

[Matty]

wrong thread

 

[Mudcat]

No, you're a wrong thread.

 

[bacon]

Guys please calm down

 

[Mudcat]

This is not two pics of a celeb. This is two different celebs.

Is what's going on here celeb-wise.

 

[Archie]

who's billy Zane? I remember Zane Smith

I cant believe they had a "bust" trophy card

That's not a real bus trophy card


Pirates fans loved them some Zane Smith for 1/4th of a season after trading for him

I believe he has the MLB record for most front teeth by a starting pitcher

 

[Matty]

What's wrong with his teeth? Don't MLB players get dental coverage?

 

[Matty]

There's a lawyer out there named Zane Smith and he specializes in, get this, dental malpractice.

http://www.zanesmith.com/_blog/blog/post/Dental/about

:what?:

 

[Archie]

he should team up with peter loblack

 

[reno cool]

remember the Braves before Zane Smith. When their #1 was Rick Mahler. They were so bad, and when they brought in German Jimenez you were like: you guys are not a professional team

 

[Matty]

That's plommer.

 

[roguejuror]

great coach lines plommer

 

[Mudcat]

But then the Braves went on to get their shit together and they won their division 83 years in a row.

But only 1 World Series. They should be damn glad they won that or they would be the ultimate choke team of all time.

Even with it, they gotta be in the running.

 

[Saulty]

What's wrong with his teeth? Don't MLB players get dental coverage?

http://www.baseballcardbust.com/2010/12/zane-smith-1991-topps.html

Name: Zane Smith
Team: Pittsburgh Pirates
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: A toothache
Key 1990 stat: Constantly made this face
Top 10 things in Zane Smith's mouth in this photo:
10) Marbles
9) Dentures
8) A tumor
7) A Pittsburgh Pirates officially licensed tongue piercing
6) A pound of chew
5) An entire McRib
4) Two shots of Andy Van Slyke's cherry-flavored vodka
3) One of Bobby Bonilla's socks
2) Mullet juice
1) Another clipboard

 

[housepicks]

Any new celebrity porn?