Can durito drink the entire minibar in <2 hours?

[rito]

I say he can!

Paying my hotel bill at 7am tomorrow is gonna be real fun.

 

[Tron]

pics or ban

 

[Swarmy]

how big is this 'mini bar'?

 

[Bread]

I like this a lot. Durito become the mess we all know you can.

 

[rito]

how big is this 'mini bar'?

Not that big.

Pics coming, if i didn't just break my iphone.

 

[Fu Manchu]

yes -500

 

[Bread]

Yes! Durito power posting...drinking down a mini bar...and taking pics of it if the didn't just "break his phone."

Where the fuck is Juror!?!??!

 

[rito]

pics or ban

Ok, so I went to take pictures with my phone, and my iphone froze and is now dead. So, this is your fault daft.......

never mind, phone works again, shitty pics:

over priced shitty colombian mini bar, all left is beer

Mini's

Took me longer to take those pics and put them online than it did to drink them.

Someone remind me to take these off my daughters mobile me page before i go to sleep.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Someone remind me to take these off my daughters mobile me page before i go to sleep.

nah, it would be funnier if we didnt

 

[Tron]

Power boozing/posting from the hotel


I tip my cap sir.

 

[rito]

nah, it would be funnier if we didnt

yes it would, thankfully emily's mother(who would flip) has no idea how to get to that page, and my mother (the only one that probably checks that page) will only ask why i was stupidly drinking mini bar bottles and not an actual bottle like I'm sure she is at the moment

 

[Bread]

I love when Durito gets down with us. I remember about a year ago or more at sbr around 3-4 am, Durito busts in talking about all kinds of illicit nonsense with me and Juror.

Oh man that was fun, as far as talking to other doods online goes.

 

[rito]

ah fuck, missed the 2nd quarter line on nuggets game -- that's the whole fucking reason i'm even awake

i also have a massive bloody nose. if i'm gonna have a bloody nose, could i least have a line first.


those were the days bread, perhaps someday again. maybe i take another "business" trip to florida sometime

 

[Fu Manchu]

i take another "business" trip to florida sometime

please do

 

[Bread]

Duritoballs! Come to florida. I'll give you a bloody nose!!!

(Please don't take that seriously. No Jello repeat)

 

[rito]

why don't you assholes come to colombia, you'll love it. Some of you won't even come back.

 

[Bread]

why don't you assholes come to colombia, you'll love it. Some of you won't even come back.

1) I wound NEVER come back. Never. The country, the party scene, the drugs, the women, the gambling. I'd be there for life (2 weeks).
2) If I could fly out of country, I'd be there (for 2 weeks). Then you would have to pay for my funeral.

 

[Fu Manchu]

why don't you assholes come to colombia, you'll love it. Some of you won't even come back.

i would if i could get a decent amount of time off