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CaliGirlNJ's Thank You Speech - VIDEO

I work for a large non-profit performing arts organization - I'm a mid-level manager in the Marketing and Sales Department.

A little more detail: my job is a hybrid position between the sales and marketing departments. I focus on targeting, marketing and selling to specific target market groups for our individual productions. I work with advertising, grassroots marketing, mail campaigns, telesales campaigns, and a lot of new and social media marketing. I head a small staff that assists in the production of our campaigns. I report to both the director of marketing and the director of sales.

thoughts?

need access to Mudcats ahwat video clip for this.
Isn't that thing saved somewhere?
 
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
 



I don't know how cute it is but apparently it captures reno's reaction to your job description.

I know what you're thinking Cali. You're wondering how long you have to wait to see a cast of my teeth.

Very well.

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