BREAKING NEWS!

[bacon]

I farted about 4 minutes ago and it was pretty rank, I think it was the red meat in dinner last night. The smell is gone now.

 

[roguejuror]

The members of European Parliament have narrowly approved a resolution that asks the EUs member states to grant asylum to Edward Snowden as a human rights defender. The group voted 285 to 281 to ask European governments to drop all charges against the American whistleblower and prevent his extradition by third parties.

 

[bacon]

Student bodyslams teacher

 

[FairWarning]

Teacher does anything, he's fired. What a fucked up system.

 

[bacon]

Truth.

 

[roguejuror]

Not breaking but this is that jet that crashed in Ohio.

 

[Mudcat]

She wins in a landslide in Myanmar.

Pretty great story - just hope the military respects the voices of the people.

 

[IAG]

Why is no one here reporting on the UFO?



I'm having an anxiety attack. RIGHT NOW.

 

[roguejuror]

What UFO iag?

 

[bacon]

 

[Matty]

Pants-less farmer attacks bird activists with a shovel in French fracas

 

[roguejuror]

Why is no one here reporting on the UFO?



I'm having an anxiety attack. RIGHT NOW.

UFO kidnap iag

 

[Mudcat]

Pantsless and fracas ---> two wonderful words in one headline.

 

[Matty]

That headline and photo made my day.

How angry do you have to be to not take the extra 10 seconds needed to put on pants before attacking a PR stunt with your shovel?

Pants-less-French-guy-angry, that's how.

 

[IAG]

What UFO iag?

[video=youtube_share;yu7mNmqJJ10]http://youtu.be/yu7mNmqJJ10[/video]. This one...but that was completly unrelated to my panic attack....to be clear...

 

[Mudcat]

California officer pulls over Google self-driving car that had no driver


He was all like, "Dude!"

But no dude.

 

[roguejuror]

Russia Confirms Bomb Brought Down Plane in Egypt

 

[roguejuror]

Turkey downed a Russian fighter jet. Here comes World War III.