BREAKING NEWS!

[roguejuror]

I would let him lick my feet.

 

[Teela]

Nah, that guy doesn't do it for me. Foot licker does. Desperate times, boys.

 

[Matty]

Footlicker is pretty dapper. Half Keanu Reeves, half Fiveteamer.

 

[Cami]

That's what I don't get

Hey idiot looking like that you can go to any bar 1/2 hour from closing time and find all the girls you need whom would probably love you to be so kind as to lick their feet, eventually

The equation doesn't make sense and I'm thinking he's about being sneaky and anyone agreeable is a HUGH turnoff, he's about the game

 

[Mudcat]

Oh baby!

 

[Mudcat]

Funny. You do a google search for foot licker and it doesn't believe you. Gives you all shit for Foot Locker.

 

[Matty]

lol. You can't possibly mean foot licker. Here are the photos of athletic shoes you clearly wanted.

 

[bacon]

yap had to dig just to get to foot smeller

people oppression IS a criminal charge and not just in Africa

"let me smell your feet or else"
"stop oppressing me"
"seriously, take your shoes off"
"I've been walking around a lot in shoes with no socks I stink"
"all the better, this is about my love of bacteria. Take them off now or it's jail"

etc.

 

[Cami]

Guy went for vulnerable feet inside tanning salons.

I'm still not sure how that works - aren't you completely encased in those tanning beds?

Every tanning salon I have been to, you are either in a hexagon shaped fully enclosed stall, or a room with a closed door...I don't get it either.

Also, I hate feet.

 

[bacon]

Shia LaBeouf Claims He Was Raped During His Performance Art Project

tough times since Transformers, man

I've decided to partake on a new art project with Cami as the only spectator/rapist

 

[Matty]

I think I would've turned out at least as weird as Shia had I somehow become famous.

I'm rooting for him. His future looks murky.

 

[Mudcat]

Lookit him, tryin' stuff.

 

[bacon]

I haven't really kept up but he seems to be doing a bunch of ATA stuff. Getting arrested for grabbing people at some get together, wearing a bag over his his that says I'm not famous anymore, being taken advantage of with a bunch of people watching. His movies still suck ass but man nice job with all that, mang.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I agree with bacon

This dumpster fire Shia is much more palatable

His rape doesn't sound too bad, especially in public with a bag on your head

Not bad at all

 

[bacon]

Shia LaBeouf's silent interview: provocative or pointless?

 

[Mudcat]

Shia LaBeouf's sense of alienation is just so totally interesting and important to me.

 

[bacon]

^^

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Licking feet is very gauche.

Totally a power play move with kinky undertones.

It says I want to dress you up in my love..from your head down to your toes".