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Seriously the most entertaining shit I've read in forever. Not at Pally's expense, I love Pally and his dick and his heart and want them to all be happy. But still...

-Assassin making his first non-PapaGeorge appearance. YES!
-Blitty's method of picking up women
-Blitty hoping Pally gets fired to be his wingman
-Fischy busting out the Shanty stiff curse
-This girl refers to Pally as "Pally". Awesome
-Pally censoring himself and typing out the word "as*". omg


My two cents....So you felt the best you ever had since 2004 when this weird looking attractive fat latina painter chick told you that you were awesome. I guess our initial meeting didn't mean anything to you. I told you that you were awesome. Hell, I'd probably fuck you if you asked nicely. Where is the love?

Wait a few days, and shoot her a nice text or email in a few days. Don't come off as whiny or desperate. Just a little message asking again if she'd like to make some plans. Movie or drinks or something fun. Don't even reference the original msg. There you go sport.
 
Bread
Wait a few days, and shoot her a nice text or email in a few days. Don't come off as whiny or desperate. Just a little message asking again if she'd like to make some plans. Movie or drinks or something fun. Don't even reference the original msg. There you go sport.
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yes this is more or less what i was suggesting
 
Thank you all for AWESOME FEEDBACK.

To two pre-story posts:



mcbaseball10
Pally, write this lovely latina Chica a song and sing it to her. Paint her a picture of flowers even if your painting skills suck. Pally, you are a creative individual. Think about her as an interview with somebody for work. Just Pally being Pally.

DISCLAIMER:
I would not do these things because its not my personality. I am just suggesting things that might fit Senor Pally's personality.
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McB you are smart. I was actually imagining if I started a band here I know she would start to like me in a major way. Even karaoke could do it.

McB I seriously cannot even fukin draw anything more than a stick-figure person.

McB if I try to draw or paint it looks like someone from the bottom half of the talent pool in a kindergarten class. McB I mean that literally.

BUT, one day just to see what would happen, I decided to literally draw random lines and strokes, and whatever it looked like, say that's what it was and say I meant to do it.

McB it was funny the people I showed it to were like "oh that's nice".


wal66
Pally, if she is into painting people then chances are she’s more inclined to go for the loving, tender and romantic approach, so traditional flower, opening her door being a true gentleman is the way to go.

If she is into painting landscapes and animals then the rugged outdoorsy approach is called for. You still need to be somewhat gentlemanly but in more of an obscure way.

If she is into abstract paintings then all bets are off. One minute she will want you to be all soft and gentle and the next she will be going off cause you aren’t manly enough. Abstract artist live in a world of their own and the very minute they even think they are being predictable they turn a switch.
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very interesting. I would put her at overwhelmingly #2, all her paintings at the show were of skies.
 
kato
she is getting off on making you squirm. she likes you, but doesn't want to come across as easy. txt her. say "i am going to get a drink here", meet me if you want.


this is yours.
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not quite to the first part, I don't think she has any idea I am squirming. She responded to me very fast for a while. It has only been this weekend and week that she hasn't responded.

kato I was actually going to do that, but the problem is, there are a million reasons it could fail even if she likes me and I can only do it once. I can't send a txt one night being like "i'm here come if you want" and then the same the next night and every other night.

Fischnasty
wait a bit longer to contact her again. you may have blown it on tuesday but not to the point that you cannot recover from. it just will require time. give it a few more days and text her this friday or something.


dont be super forward and mention the term date. use hang out to start with (ambiguous is good)
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excellent advice, and very close to what I think my actual next move will be.

WHICH I WILL BE REVEALING AFTER I RESPOND TO ALL THE AWESOME RESPONSES POST-STORY

Robyn
Pally, I get a lot of messages on fb and quite often I will go back and realize there is a message in there that I didn't even see. Maybe send a text to her and tell her to check her fb messages. There is nothing wrong with you asking her out via email.
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yes there is of course always a small chance that this is in fact what happened. I doubt it, but it's certainly not zero.

MonkeyF0cker
Seriously, pally. If you do, you only look desperate and needy. That's a huge turnoff. Make her think it's no big deal. Don't make her think you have no other options on the table at the moment.
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Yes, universally sound advice, but....

MrX
If you want to end up with someone you have to play games with your whole time together, then play it like a game.

If not, just do what comes natural and don't sweat it if she's not interested.
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This is the most how I like to live my life. I am eager to hang out with her, I'm not ashamed of it. If she wants to hang with someone who isn't, or someone who is but is going to put on an act for her, then it is true I'm really don't want to be involved with that.

MonkeyF0cker
Normally, I'd agree with that. However, impressions are generally pretty fragile when you first meet someone. It's one thing to be real with someone. It's another to try to force something.
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but this is also VERY very true.
 
Matt Rain
What Monkey said, then what MrX said. But first and foremost, get a prescription for anti-anxiety meds. Seriously.
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I have more klonipin than I could ever eat in my fridge already. I take it once or twice a month. never during the week because then I won't wake up for work, and will be sluggish mentally the next day.

I have taken Xanax, never really noticed much of an effect to be honest.

Matt Rain
SSRIs, not benzos. I used to be an overanalyzing fok like pally - it's a tedious way to live your life.
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I have taken zoloft at times, and other stuff at times over the years. I think lexapro for a while, i think paxil for a while. I never noticed a difference. The docs would ask me if I thought it was working, I would always be like "I don't know, I can't tell" they'd say "then it's not, take more". I never experienced any noticeable effects, except for the one time I was taking so much zoloft that I would dry heave whenever I ate anything but particularly strawberries. That was AWFUL oh my fukin God. But I always told them I knew what my primary problem was, not having any life or financial security. Now I feel better than I ever have, not because I'm taking anything, but because I have a little bit of money now.

Bread
My two cents....So you felt the best you ever had since 2004 when this weird looking attractive fat latina painter chick told you that you were awesome. I guess our initial meeting didn't mean anything to you. I told you that you were awesome. Hell, I'd probably fuck you if you asked nicely. Where is the love?
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Yes our first meeting was awesome. That goes to show you how awesome it was on Tuesday when that chick said that to me.


Bread
Wait a few days, and shoot her a nice text or email in a few days. Don't come off as whiny or desperate. Just a little message asking again if she'd like to make some plans. Movie or drinks or something fun. Don't even reference the original msg. There you go sport.
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Yes this is VERY solid advice, similar to fischy's great advice, and similar to what I think my move will be - WHICH I WILL BE REVEALING AFTER I AM DONE RESPONDING TO ALL THESE AWESOME RESPONSES.

Matt Rain
Right now pally is overly concerned by the risk of getting bested and/or overtaken by a quicker/richer/eviler/whatever dude.

Tell me I'm wrong pally.
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Yes that is true. I wouldn't say risk, I'm not risking anything, I would just be disappointed. And annoyed with myself that even though I conquered my pus*y instinct for most of my dealings with her, I didn't at that crucial time when she said "pally have a seat" and instead of sitting right up close to her, I sat next to her in a friendly way but with distance.
 
Ok my official next move will be:

a text tonight, saying something like "hey what's going on? Let's hang out this weekend, I need something to look forward to"

I think it's honestly eager but in an acceptable way, and forward enough that her reaction to it will tell me what I need to know.

This is my expected response:

60% she ignores it

15% she says some form of yes

15% she says some form of "I'm busy but maybe next week"

10% she says some indirect form of "I know you're interested in me as a GF and the answer is no"
 
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