Big Boys Club

[Matty]

The mister spends $50 per session and he goes at least four times during the week.

I don't judge.

 

[Tron]

Just my yearly reminder that abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym.

 

[Matty]

Fuck me. I just did a recon drive of my planned bike route, and there's this Cabot Head Lighthouse that's sort of on the way. 40km detour and 8kms of gravel to reach it though, and I brought my Kona w/ 23mm slicks. 🤔

I think I'm going to try it and turn around if it gets too shitty.

Still going to the end of the peninsula (Tobermory) no matter what.

Tentative new route... would be my second imperial century in 8 days:

Cabot Head Lighthouse

Tobermory

 

[reno cool]

You're gonna spend $900 a month on gym sessions?

Have you heard of YouTube?

Yah. Have you noticed all his "trainers" are young women.

 

[Matty]

Of course they are. Casper is working out to fuck. #trimislife

 

[roguejuror]

Of course they are. Casper is working out to fuck. #trimislife

He workout to fuck, he fuck to feel good, he feel good to not hate life, thus... working out is his life

 

[Archie]

do those gym sessions come with a happy ending or at least some cuddling?

 

[Archie]

or at the very least, will you get their oil changed?

 

[Teela]

I think that's the extra $25 that he's paying.

 

[Archie]

so many rod botrells here. I aim to get 50%tile all time. that is a huge win for me with my old un tuned up fixie. I see these groups of spandex super bikes passing me and I know , no amount of fitness would ever make up for that. had a few decent segments where I lucked out on pedestrians and divvy bikes staying out of way . one segment about top 20% all time.

 

[Matty]

Yeah no, things get crazy competitive in big cities. My best result in Toronto so far is about 88th percentile.

i just got 15th of all time (out of 144) , 3rd in my weight category (out of 23) and 2nd fastest of 2021 (out of 32) on a dual 12-14% grade climb here. The KOM belongs to an Internet-famous McGill professor who weighs 115lbs (!) He's one of the top KOM holders on Strava and he travels the world to destroy segments all over. His climbing ability is ridiculous. Fokking weightless prick.

 

[roguejuror]

First time I know archie's last name

 

[Archie]

Rowan!!! that's gotta feel amazing...

 

[Matty]

First time I know archie's last name

That's not his name at all.

 

[roguejuror]

That's not his name at all.

I'm going to call him Thomas from now on

 

[Matty]

Ideal conditions today boys! Forecast is now several degrees cooler for the area. I think I might go longer than I originally planned.

Sun's not even up yet

Lesgoooooo

🚴‍♂️

 

[Teela]

Do work, Matty! Be safe! We expect updates.

 

[stevek]

I've been eating better but I need to get more like these guys.

And Teela you were right, I can't sing - lol. But I really want to be able to.

Let's see what I do with that to get more like these guys.