Big Boys Club

[Matty]

Getting ready for my 100mi/161km ride which is planned for this Saturday. Ima need to ingest one of these every 45 mins followed by water.

Still haven't decided on a route... my first choice would be this but I'm concerned about having to leave my new bike locked and unattended for bathroom breaks. I guess I can pee in the bushes, but #2?

I might end up playing it safe and do a first 100km loop, then a quick pit stop at home, then the final 61km, like so (round trip on the left, then two runs of the right-hand side route):

 

[Tron]

God bless, Matty. We don’t even contemplate those distances down here in the swamp. Note the Feels Like temp

 

[Matty]

Yeah. It's been super muggy here the last two days but Saturday should be mild. Might actually be a bit chilly when I leave at 6am.

 

[mcbaseball10]

You guys are all kicking ass!!

I feel like a fat ass compared to you guys

Matty has gone next level.

 

[reno cool]

he's ingesting

 

[Matty]

Full spandex kit acquired

I'm still chunky around the midsection

 

[reno cool]

Finally a face. Look good 👍

 

[reno cool]

I'm down to the 187s this morning. Haven't seen that number in years

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Full spandex kit acquired

I'm still chunky around the midsection

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You look like a younger Ben Affleck

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Also, it's time to buy some more mouthwash

 

[Boner_18]

Gotta let us old dads know what brush in hair color you're using too.

 

[Matty]

I had a flattering convo with a 28yo hottie who got married last month:

-My wife and I had our child a bit later in life, she was 33 and I was 35.
-Wait. If your son is 7, that means you're in your forties?!?
-*nods* I'm 42.
-No way! You're like 33!
-Aw, thanks.

 

[Matty]

Getting ready for my 100mi/161km ride which is planned for this Saturday. Ima need to ingest one of these every 45 mins followed by water.

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Still haven't decided on a route... my first choice would be this but I'm concerned about having to leave my new bike locked and unattended for bathroom breaks. I guess I can pee in the bushes, but #2?
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I might end up playing it safe and do a first 100km loop, then a quick pit stop at home, then the final 61km, like so (round trip on the left, then two runs of the right-hand side route):
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I think I've decided to do the big loop. I'll bring a travel-sized pack of baby wipes if I need to go #2 and just 💩 in the woods.

Pro riders and marathoners piss themselves. My plan is a bit more civilized.

 

[reno cool]

You're afraid that somebody would steal your locked bike in the few minutes you might take a shit? Tough town you living in overthere

 

[Matty]

Absolutely. Bums everywhere, especially where cyclists are likely to stop (Tim Hortons, gas stations, etc.)

I might even take the cheap POS bike instead of the new Kona. It has better tires for riding unpaved shoulders and better gearing for steep hills. Not sure.

 

[Tron]

Gotta let us old dads know what brush in hair color you're using too.

The guy who hasn’t gotten a haircut in 18 months wants to know Matty’s hair color regimen. BONAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[roguejuror]

is bonay a silver fox already?

 

[Boner_18]

No gray. Male pattern balding.