Bad joke Monday

[Cami]

Two muffins were sitting next to each other in an oven, One muffin says to the other muffin "Dude its hot in here"

the other muffin says"HOLY CRAP a talking muffin....

I'll admit it, I LOLed at this.

 

[Matty]

You know the problem with twin witches?

You can't tell which witch is which.

 

[bacon]

i like that.

 

[IAG]

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?








You take away their little brooms.

 

[Matty]

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?








You take away their little brooms.

 

[bacon]

IAG do NOT click the "don't click this" thing in my sign I DON'T think you'd like it at all*

* - sarcasm

 

[Mudcat]

Curling humor

 

[IAG]

Honking kitty! I want one.

 

[bacon]

Cami and I still laugh every time we see that. It's been two weeks since we first saw it on Tosh, not getting old. If we run into a honking kitty we'll ship it your way.

 

[roguejuror]

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?








You take away their little brooms.

was this an iag original?

 

[IAG]

was this an iag original?

No. Unfortunately not.

 

[Archie]

you know what is great about Switzerland?






well the flag is a big plus

 

[IAG]

you know what is great about Switzerland




well the flag is a big plus

HAHAHAHAHAHA Excellent.

 

[Matty]

 

[bacon]

Cow one grazing

Cow two see's a hot farmer bitch behind cow one

Cow two: MOOve
Cow one farts

 

[bacon]

so one boa constrictor says why'd you eat that guy back there?
boa constrictor 2 - oh that. yeah he's hisstory now.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[bacon]

what a cutiepie