Bad joke Monday

[Blitty]

Unreal. Boner posted a vid solely for SBR.

Total diss.

 

[roguejuror]

I think that's an archie vid.

Whats the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al-queda training camp?


Beats me! I just fly the drone!

 

[IAG]

What happened to Tuesday and Wednesday? Where is IAG???

Sorry...I got sidetracked with a brief health scare, but appears all is good now. I'll make sure I find some really good bad jokes for the weekend.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Mudcat]

 

[Matty]

I chuckloled.

 

[Cami]

smh. I giggled. shame on me.

 

[bacon]

Anything that involves profanity bugs me so I didn't like it that much. There's just no need for it.

 

[Cami]

Anything that involves profanity bugs me so I didn't like it that much. There's just no need for it.

pffftt....pansy.

 

[IAG]

I just read an article about a broken pencil. It didn't seem to have a point.

 

[IAG]

Just saw a news story about a circus fire.



It was intense.

 

[bacon]

Ox one is grazing some decent grass and Ox 2 trots up to him and says "hey look over there - much better grass" so Ox 1 goes over sees nothing but dried up crabgrass comes back and Ox 2 has eaten all the good grass. Ox 1 says hey, why did you STEER me away from all the good grass? Ox two says "Oh, bull". 8 seconds later they both blow up.

 

[IAG]

Two muffins were sitting next to each other in an oven, One muffin says to the other muffin "Dude its hot in here"

the other muffin says"HOLY CRAP a talking muffin....

 

[bacon]

lolol muffin wrong with that one, you're on a roll IAG

 

[IAG]

Steve-What would you be if you moved to Toronto?


Wait for it.....






CANADIAN BACON!

 

[bacon]

WOO HOO

Well played, IAG!!

Stumped at the moment but will be back!!

When I converse with Monkey I find myself duplicating exclamation points shortly thereafter!!

 

[IAG]

I hear ya! Monkey does that to people!!


I'll be here all week!!!!

 

[IAG]

One more to close the evening....

An oldie but goodie...

Why is 6 afraid of 7?


Cuz 7 8 9