ATTN: Females of the Forum

[Swarmy]

Robyn, you guys are going to the gay parade? Going fishing?

 

[tullamore]

They are all cunts and bitches except your mother and sister.

 

[Rubyn]

Savior Dog will be on the prowl. It's about time.

 

[FairWarning]

Working in the bar business for years, Grade-A Coke can get the ugliest guys laid.

 

[tullamore]

Working in the bar business for years, Grade-A Coke can get the ugliest guys laid.

It can get retards laid too. I actaully watched a guy with one arm fuck a chick in a bar bathroom for a couple of lines.

God bless coke whores.

Not sure if he used his stub of an arm or his cock for penetration.

 

[roguejuror]

herman start doing blow

 

[tullamore]

herman start doing blow

Just start carring blow around it is a great aphrodisiac

 

[roguejuror]

i wonder how many times have Polaroid done blow

O/U 12.5

 

[Polaroid]

Doesn't do a lot for me, perhaps I've not had the Grade A stuff.

 

[roguejuror]

Poly ever been to a nude resort?

 

[Polaroid]

No. Am I missing out?

 

[tullamore]

No. Am I missing out?

I have been to nude bitches and they suck. No one wants to look at fat chicks, in bikini's with cellulite. Those fuckers need to be introduced to a treadmill.

 

[Bread]

Fucking Polaroid has to put a name to what I do?? God I hate that sissy.

 

[roguejuror]

Fucking Polaroid has to put a name to what I do?? God I hate that sissy.

polaroid 6
bread 4

 

[Tron]

Dear Females of the Forum

 

[Rubyn]

I like this version better.

 

[Hawk]

I honestly wouldn't answer even if I was attracted to him. I'd rather us exchange a few texts first -that way I can not only gauge how witty and literate he is with words (very important to me) but I'm not risking any awkwardness. I hate that feeling. And there's a fairly good chance it would happen if you're on the phone with someone you barely know. Text a bit first - that way you can exchange a few details about yourself and set up the basis for a phone conversation instead of entering it blindly. At least for me that's much more preferable.

Shari, how in the blue heck did JJ graduate from text to live voice with you?

I can just imagine his flattering texts:

Your smart
Your funny
Your pretty

 

[Oksana]

Shari, how in the blue heck did JJ graduate from text to live voice with you?

I can just imagine his flattering texts:

Your smart
Your funny
Your pretty

He doesn't write the same way off the forum as he does while on it. Plus he's not exactly on my list of potential hook-ups. My literacy standards drop considerably for friends, especially since living here.