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ATTN: Females of the Forum

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Go to excuses: "I'm here with someone."

"I have a boyfriend."

"I'm a lesbian. No, you can't watch."

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

"Okay, who sent you over? Who sent this kid over? Oh...it's not a joke. Oh. Sorry. Here. You can finish my beer. It's empty? Umm...I see someone that I need to talk to."
 
Good point.

Herman, don't forget to bring a speculum with you on your first date. It may come in handy.

Remember the boy scout motto "be prepared" and remember to always remind her how big your monster cock is.

I think the suggestions provided by the gamelive members will get you where you want to go.

PS: Nickaaaaaaay!


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You're a hoot, Plommer. In 25 years you'll be a senile old coot, but enjoy your time as a hoot.
 
Go to excuses: "I'm here with someone."

"I have a boyfriend."

"I'm a lesbian. No, you can't watch."

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

"Okay, who sent you over? Who sent this kid over? Oh...it's not a joke. Oh. Sorry. Here. You can finish my beer. It's empty? Umm...I see someone that I need to talk to."
This is exactly what I was looking for, thank you.

Yes I know I should lower my expectations, in fact they are low, but there is just something about this girl, and I have to try otherwise I'd be kicking myself. It won't be the first time, or last time, that I'll get rejected, I can take it.
 
Durito if you have gotten chucked by females your whole life you would understand.

Maybe I need to move to South America and bang latinas?

Also you have seen my pic/videos, you should understand what I am up against here.